Lord Kadizzle had the good fortune to go to High School with some nice black kids. One expression Author Little taught Kadizzle was "Farting through silk". Apparently the black kids put a premium on a good pair of silk underwear. Today the underwear drawer gave out. The last pair was as near to silk as Kadizzle will ever get. My hunting buddy Spindly Riddle accidentally left a pair of premium undies on a hunting trip. Spindly ran a very high class clothing store, and of course catered to those who could afford to fart through silk. So tonight if the winds are favorable his Lordship will be enjoying a pleasure confined to a few.
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