Thursday, May 20, 2010

Requiem for a gleet


This morning Kadizzle gave birth to a wonderful gleet. There is debate if passing a gleet is more painful than having a baby. Babies rarely take more than a day. This young gleet took almost a month. Kadizzle has decided to name him Sate, after his namesake Satan. Thank the lord Sate was a normal delivery and not a kidney cesarean. This is Kadizzles first gleet carried to term. In the past Kadizzle has had about three either busted up with lithotripsy or through the fishing technique.

Now speculation abounds as to if a gleet fairy exist. Since children can put a tooth under a pillow and get a quarter, Kadizzle figures the Gleet Fairy will leave at least $100 for a gleet.

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