Saturday, May 08, 2010

Kidney stone fun with American health care


Kadizzle just read about a guy who was shot, burned, and had kidney stones. The feller said kidney stones were the worst. Kadizzle has, according to the last scan, four kidney stones. However with the wonderful health care we have in this country Kadizzle is just too cheap to have them broken up correctly. That is what the doctor recommended about four years ago. Kadizzle has health insurance, but it is Blue Cross, which has a deductible of about 2k. This is the Blue Cross that pays the executive 2 million dollar in North Dakota. I wish these stones on him. So the economical thing to do is die or pee the stones out. The last couple of days Kadizzle has been trying to give birth to some kidney stones. Women have an advantage with the equipment they use to deliver presents from inside. Although kidney stones are small, so is the delivery system. Jasper Littlebottom was skeptical that Kadizzle even had a problem until he did a demo of peeing blood. Fortunately the current episode has been fairly painless, the little boogers are just moving around cutting up the kidneys, the doctor said they were too big to come out. The episode seems to be subsiding. When Kadizzle gets motivated he will probably have to pay the six thousand dollars to have the stones broken up. In any other country it would cost about one quarter of this amount, but in our country those executives have to drive nice cars. The head of Wellpoint, one of the biggest health insurance companies in the country gets 14 million per year. Kadizzle could bust some stones with that cash. Hope that guy gets cancer of the bunghole.

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