The Gun Crazies come to Hazen

The big excitement in Hazen was the gunfight at the RV Corral. Out on the west end of town a poor fellow pulled a gun on his buddies when it looked like they might take his friend's pillow. In most places you get shot if you try to take someone's wife, but at the RV Corral pillow theft is not taken lightly. After a severe beating the gun toter was subdued and hauled to the hospital. Know one knows if the gun slinger took his pillow to the hospital or is now using it in jail. I know a lot of little kids who get attached to a blanket or pillow, but Kadizzle had no idea this could go on into adulthood. The RV Park is now considering two improvements, A gun range with targets made from pillows, and a vending machine to dispense bullets. Before Kadizzle left last year with The Commander there was some discussion about taking Kadizzle's shotgun. Now, that the danger of pillow theft is clear perhaps The Commander will let Kadizzle take the shotgun next year. However, Kadizzle knows who steals his pillow, and she is the same person who will not let him bear arms. The constitution protects everyone's right to defend their pillow, and it is plain why we need to strike down any laws that would put pillows in jeopardy. Kadizzle does have bumper stickers available that read "You will get this pillow whey you pry this gun from my cold dead hand". Although pillows are made from feathers, this is not something we should take lightly.