Haircut and an oil change?

Leave it to Hazen to have the first gas station where you can get your hair trimmed while they change your oil. Down at what used to be the B & H gas station you can have you hair done in high fashion. As your car goes up on the lift you get jacked up in the beauty chair. You and your car will emerge refreshed. When I complained to the young lady doing my hair that my hair was oily she said "What do you expect this is a gas station". Now, when I take the car to the gas station, I say " Put in a little Penziol, and take some off around the ears".