Thursday, December 03, 2009

Gangland Boss found in Evergreen Colorado


"Yous guys got any questions?" In an exclusive interview with the reputed gang leader of the Bear gang, Lord Kadizzle had a rare glimpse into how the organization is run. The big boss seen here explained that she likes a stiff drink early in the morning just to get her going. At around eight her body guard Katie shows up and picks out an outfit. Great care goes into picking something that will give the tuff look. Usually after the boss has had some breakfast, there might be a little nap. Around ten things begin to jump. The boss get into the jumpero and jumps up and down shouting orders. With the gang gathered around they listen to every remark. Although no one is sure what the boss is saying or wants they all pretend to understand every word. Watching the boss jump is like the clip of Rush Limbaugh Kieth Olbermann shows every night. The boss waves her hands and makes unintelligible proclamations, just like Limbaugh. Fortunately the little boss is a lot smarter. If the gang is lucky the boss goes back for another nap, and the terrorized gang members have a rest.

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