Far easier to talk to God, but Kadizzle has revenge for Verizon

A lot of frustration ensued today trying to reset our password on the Verizon system. Weaving my way back and forth fighting computer phone systems and people who sent me back to computer phone systems just about drove me over the brink. Why can't they have the first option be " Would a human being be able to solve your problem easier" press one. I think the next time I talk to human on a computer phone system and they ask me a question I will say "press one to say yes, or press two to say no". I will make them answer all my questions with key strokes.