The Amazing Hoopleheads vote against Air

Lord Kadizzle lives in a state dominated by hoopleheads both on the state and local level. The hoopleheads philosophy is when in doubt just vote or say no. Yesterday the hooples in our town voted against having natural gas in our town. Even though every hoople could save five hundred dollars per year in heating cost the hooples voted it down. How can this be? Hooples don't get information like you and I might. The hooples get most of their information at the bar or the coffee shop. Urban legends, rumors, and myths flourish with drunks and old geezers having coffee. The fundamental thing of a hoople is that "If it is different it must be bad". Hooples like their meat burnt, they don't like seasoning, and any word that has more than six letters is probably a conspiracy. On the state level the hooples just removed any requirements for teaching your children at home. This will insure a fresh supply of hooples. However, the hooples upped the requirement for message therapist and now require both licensing and additional training. You can be dumb as hell in North Dakota, but a least you will get a good back rub. Any Questions.