Monday, February 10, 2014

The Report from Planet Earh


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If you have been following this blog and you read the last story you will recall Kadizzle was interupted by the sound of someone singing. As promised Kadizzle took off to investigate. This is the report. The voice was coming from the North East. As it turned out about 100 yards to the North East. As Kadizzle approached the old sixties vintage blue Ford and tent what appeared to be a vicious dog ran toward Kadizzle on a rope with what seemed like the intent to have Kadizzle for supper.

Kadizzle shouted out towards the tent and asked if it was safe to approach with the wild dog. Nothing happened, the singing just continued. The whole situation had the feel of mental illness about it. Someone in a tent singing in a very nice voice solo totally oblivious to the world. Judging from the attitude of the dog Kadizzle figured the owner might be just as mean and thought best to move on.

As Kadizzle wandered off Gary came out of the tent and Kadizzle asked if it was safe to approach the dog. Gary said it was the nicest dog in the world. Kadizzle told Gary he would offer the dog on the rope his leg, and if that did not turn out bad he would go from there. Well the dog did not bite the leg so Kadizzle patted the dog on the head. It turned out the dog was very friendly. Like the dog Kadizzle had misjudged Gary. Gary was as he himself said “eccentric”, but he was a nice fellow and certainly not mentally ill. Kadizzle complimented him on what a nice voice he had, and asked if he had done any professional singing. No, Gary said he just liked to sing. Then Gary explained he was in his tent with headphones on singing. That explained why he never answered when Kadizzle first approached.

It turned out Gary had recently retired and was touring the country with his dog. Gary's former profession was as a tent set up person. He worked for a company that had 30,000 chairs, and five thousand tables, plus for sure many tents. The tents were set up for events like races and whatever. Kadizzles first guess was he did it for circusus.

Gary had the appearance of a nice fellow, but a fellow with the teeth of an Eygptian mummy. Gary asked Kadizzle if he wanted to see his photo collection of his travels. Somehow Gary did not seem to be the digital type guy. When Gary went to his truck to get the photos Kadizzle suddenly notice this was no ordinary truck. As Gary explained it was a traveling museum. The dashboard was covered with every type of rock, mineral bird feather, fossil and found item on the planet. The dashboard museum had overflowed and the museum was growing on the floor by the gearshift.

After Kadizzle got some pictures of the truck we went through the photo album. Gary had some nice photos of wildlife, flowers, and barns in a thick three ring binder. Gary has decided to spend the rest of his life traveling in his truck and enjoying the country. As the sun goes down he is still over there filling the air with song.

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