A many of many hats ends up with a bad one

Yesterday as the Kadizzlite crew moved back to base we stopped at a second hand store.  Ricky greeted us at the door in his bowler hat.  Ricky was sitting on his chair doing embroidery.  A very nice fellow, but he would not be listed under the manly category.  Ricky had a nice selection of hats, and Lord Kadizzle very much wanted the nice airline pilot hat to convert to a captains hat.

At $45 the hat was too expensive.  Kadizzle crafted a plan to trade Ricky pheasant feathers for the hat.  Perhaps the deal will eventually come to fruition, but in the meantime Ricky gave Lord Kadizzle the Love Boat hat for free.   Now the plan is to provide some pheasant feathers to Cheech. Cheech will return to the store to bargain with Ricky and perhaps Kadizzle will have less of a dolt hat.