Yesterday Lord Kadizzle made the trek to the nursery in Beulah. There our coffers were emptied to pay for more plants. Jasper Littlebottom has the yard looking in a glorious state. However, Lord Kadizzle has had to move the date of his death up considerably because paying for the plants has depleted our retirement fund. The other day Jasper, A.K.A. Elmer Fudd borrowed the neighbors BB gun and went after the rabbit gang in our garden. Kadizzle found it cruel that Jasper would shoot a poor little rabbit in the head with a BB gun. The gun merely stunned the rabbit, and Jasper bonked him to death. It made Kadizzle realize what could happen if Kadizzle did not do the dishes.
This morning Jasper came in holding a flower from one of the expensive plants we bought yesterday. Bugs Bunny had chewed the stem and just let the luxurious flower drop to the ground. Kadizzle has changed his view on rabbits. Now they will be subjected to drone strikes, and surges, until these garden terrorist are wiped out. The Kadizzle clan will be searching the internet for rabbit recipes. If we find their stonghold we may have to invade a foreign yard to wipe out this threat to our well being. Hopefully the neighbors will not mind if we set their yard on fire to kill the rabbits. They should be able to understand our situation.
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