Sunday, January 24, 2010

This Tree will bite you.


The jumping cholla is the meanest tree on the planet. Last night The Commander sternly warned Kadizzle not to take a short cut across the desert to the bath house. When Kadizzle got close he was tempted. Kadizzle used his flashlight and gingerly stepped around the only Cholla he had to pass. Then bang, something bit him on the leg. Although his left leg was closest to the Cholla the bite was on his right leg. Sure enough it got him. How does a tree do this? The clever tree launches grenades in every direction with sharp barbs, very sharp barbs. With all the wind the other day the Choa sent a grenade to the small bush near by. Sure enough the Cholla outsmarted Kadizzle.

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