One of Kadizzle's favorite sayings was from Albert Einstein, " The world is not stranger than you think, it is stranger than you can think". Certainly someone alive in 1900 would not have been able to conceive of many things now taken for granite. "The Google", as my favorite nit wit George Bush would say, is full of infinite wonders. You can set up "The Google" to let you know when anything appears on the internet. One thing Kadizzle has asked "The Google" to let him know is when the word Hooplehead appears anywhere. By this process Kadizzle this morning ran across an article that quoted an ancient Egyptian Goddess “When someone farts, ten angels die.” Isis - Egyptian Goddess of Fertility and Friend to the Slaves. Based on this concept Kadizzle has killed up to forty or fifty angels at a time. Why angels are so prone to these magical gases Kadizzle has no clue. If an angel is watching over you it is critical you control yourself. Science is strange, to think that the odor one smells after breaking wind is actually what dead angels smell like makes one wonder about the purity of angels. One should keep in mind the Bible refers to the angel of death. Now, this all makes perfect sense.
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