Lying Hoopleheads

Old Kadizzle has developed a bit of a fixation on the Hoopleheads who spin lies online. They’re an interesting breed, but they all share some predictable traits. First, they rarely invent their own lies—they pick up a falsehood from another Hooplehead and happily pass it along like a contagious virus. Second, they hide. Many cloak themselves in fake names, as if anonymity grants them a license to slander. And of course, they adore Trump’s style of lying—distortion is their preferred art form.

When you challenge a Hooplehead to meet face-to-face and talk through the lies they’re spreading, the pattern is almost comical. The first excuse is fear—they insist they might be harmed. Kadizzle has solved that problem by offering to meet at the police station or the public library, but that offer is met with an awkward silence.

The second response comes if you bump into one on the street. Ask them about their falsehoods and they’ll flee like a spooked rabbit, only to later claim you assaulted them.

And the third favorite trick? Posting bits and pieces of a story—partial facts with no source, no context, and certainly no official documentation. It’s a Hooplehead specialty: lying by omission, distortion, and cowardice, all rolled into one tidy package.

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