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Welcome to Trump Math: Where Facts Don’t Count

Reality quietly slipped out the back door the day Donald Trump decided the numbers no longer mattered—and made sure of it by firing the Labor Secretary for reporting inconvenient job figures. Did anyone even blink? In the world of Trump Math, truth is optional and arithmetic is whatever the moment demands.

Need a bigger crowd size? Trump Math adds a few zeroes until it feels right.
Two plus two? Forget four—it’s whatever keeps the base cheering.
Running low on eggs for that recipe? No problem. In Trump Math, one egg magically becomes two the instant you declare it so.

But numbers are just the beginning. We’ve entered a new faith-based era where belief trumps fact, and questioning the chosen leader is heresy. A new religion has emerged—complete with its own orange-tinted messiah. In this church, you don’t add, subtract, or measure. You simply believe, no matter how absurd the sermon of the day.

The congregation doesn’t need evidence. They don’t need truth. They only need the gospel according to Trump, where reality bends, logic folds, and loyalty is salvation. And if you dare notice that the emperor’s math doesn’t add up? Well, clearly, you’re the one who doesn’t understand numbers.

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