Friday, July 07, 2017

Fat man rides to lake, Who reads this nonsense?

There it is the sun.  Like so many days it came up again. Kadizzle returned yesterday from a solo sail to Moose Bay. It was relaxing and the wind God's cooperated both ways.  Realizing he is a tub of lard Kadizzle plans to ride up to the lake once more today on the pedal machine.  Simple minded dinger will go by in cars.  The simple minded ones will refuse to move over and give Kadizzle some breathing room. There are people who think the lines in the middle of the road are a brick wall they cannot cross. So the dinger miss you by inches and someday Kadizzle will get killed or smacked by a rear view mirror because of a dinger.

Every once in a while Kadizzle is surprised to find out who is reading this nonsense.  A woman in Florida reads this sometimes.  I think her name might be Nancy.   A guy out in the country here in Hazen is a follower.  Glad to have you aboard.  This blog is like Seinfeld.  It is about nothing.  Random thoughts come into the attic on this body.  With little thought they go out.  Now keep in mind this elucidation is written quickly and with no plan.  Coffee serving number two is beside men and the only time this old mind even half functions is early in the morning and at three in the middle of the night.  Last night like so many nights Kadizzle awoke at three A.M.   Perhaps Mrs. Kadizzle kicked him. At any rate the mind became so active Kadizzle struggled to go back to sleep.  He should have stayed awake he ran a truck over a cliff in the dream.  At three in the morning the mind wants to contemplate the nature of the universe.

So now the decrepit body is awake.  Like every morning Kadizzle get up to date.   On the update list is always The New York Times.  Republicans hate the New York Times and that is why every thinking person should read it.  Paul Krugman is a columnist.  Mr Krugman cuts through the right wing economic lies with a sharp knife.  Unlike so many news outlets the New York Times hires the best writers and actually spends money for research.  If you want to experience realty The New York Times and NPR are your best bets.  On the other hand if you like the world of fog and fantasy give Fox News a try.  Fox will support any right wing goofy idea you might want to grow.  As they say the truth has a liberal bias.

Well if Kadizzle can get his ass in gear the lake adventure will start.  If you hear about a man smacked by a car and getting the socialist crap knocked out of him that will be Kadizzle.  You will see a greasy spot on the road caused by the slippery ideas that got squeezed from his head by a guy that just could not move over.

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