Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Music at the Outhouse

In the picture above Carl is on the left.  Kadizzle worked with Carl on the outhouse crew a couple years ago.  Kadizzle is the chauffeur for the crew.  Yesterday Kadizzle took Carl, Mikie, and Bill on the outhouse tour to clean vault toilets and fire rings.  Kadizzle drives the one ton truck with a pressure washer and we blast the long drops with disinfectant.  It is a great job we get to drive through very scenic county.

Up at Oak Flat where the Native Americans have been protesting for three years we pulled in to refresh their toilet paper supply.  A couple of protesters were practicing music and singing.  So Kadizzle and Carl joined in and sang a few songs.  Somewhere in Oak Flat Carl came across a diary that was lost.  Some young woman wrote about her financial mess, and her sexual adventures with her new love.  The account of the woman's trip to vail indicated in some basic language that she made love with snow skis on while propped against an aspen tree.   Later in the day we found a cell phone and one of those cards casinos issue.

Degenerates are the people who throw trash and make the natural environment a mess.  Some degenerates go to extremes to show their insanity.  In one vault toilet we found a degenerat had defecated on the floor in the corner.  Apparently the degenerate did not understand how the hole with the toilet seat worked.

Carl is 80, and Mikie is an old woman who served 16 years in the Army as among other things a drill sergeant.  Bill like Carl was an old copper miner.  So the truck had three miners and an old soldier. Somehow Kadizzle ended up being the machine gunner.  That is the guy who shoots the pressure washer down the hole to clean the mess.  It is a dangerous job because stuff flies everywhere.  Kadizzle takes the wand and yells to Carl " Fire in the hole",   Carl fires up the pressure washer and the joint is sanitized.

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