The Noise Dogs

One of the greatest blessings of being out in the wilderness is the overwhelming silence. Unfortunately in the little town of Hazen the police are incapable of suppressing the simple minded dingers who enjoy making loud noises with their motorized contraptions. Kadizzle lives near an intersection where the dolts often like to display their skills with a loud noise.  Kadizzle does have a plan.  He could sell these mentally challenged a tape or recording of loud noises.  The dingers could put on head phones and drive down the road.  They could turn up the volume and blow their own ear drums out. Their vehicle would not need to emit a terrible noise.

Animals often make some sort of loud noise as part of the mating process.  Apparently some humans have not evolved past this point. To attract a mate young males drive around in noise machines.  Now if this does work one must wonder what quality mate they attract.  Look at some of the women beside the dingers in their noise machines, look at some of the lovelies on the back of loud motorcycles.  The noise tactic does not seem to work well.  Sadly the worst outcome is for to dingers to meet using the noise machine mating process. What happens?  They produce a whole new crop of dingers.  Strangely the mating season for dingers seems to be warm weather. The dingers are worst on warm summer nights, exactly the nights Kadizzle wants to open the window for fresh air and sleep.