Thursday, August 18, 2016

Where have all the flowers gone? To jail.

Hazen has a nice collection of degenerates and young ones on the way.  As Kadizzle made the rounds yesterday he found out Lurch is on his way to the cooler for assault.  The dinger who ran over Kadizzle's mail box last year is in jail. Guess what for?  Now this is a classic only one of our best dingers could pull. The dinger is in jail for siphoning gas from a police car.  When it comes to brain dead our dingers are special. Now for the good news. It looks like Bummore has a job and has worked for a week steady.  This is a miracle. Our little town has been very peaceful this summer.  One of the worst dingers moved to Florida with his family.  As the oil boom hit the skids a lot of things improved.  The town looks a little better, and the worst of the worst have moved somewhere else to spread the virtues of slumming.

Some things take a while to bloom.  Meth babies do grow up, and a lot of them are now roaming the streets as teenagers.  They seem relatively normal, but there are some bolts loose, and things just do not come together in their heads.  They have the ability to plan about ten minutes into the future.

About a week ago Kadizzle saw one of these meth children in action.  The young girl was nice looking and appeared to be about eleven or twelve.  She had one problem.  She thought she was a cat.  In fact she had on a hat that hat cat ears, whiskers, and cat eyes.  She prowled around with her hands held as if they were paws, and tried to move her head like a cat.  Now this might go on for a moment with any young person just trying to have fun, but this poor kid never snapped out of it.  Society is going to get a big bill for all the young people that took meth, and fostered meth children.  These people literally had their brain cells rinsed.

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