Thursday, August 25, 2016

Lake Wobegan

OK, here is the update for our little town.  The Crazy Club meeting was uneventful, Stoupini is going to Wisconsin to pick up a car.  He will tow the car to Hazen then figure out how to get it to Port Townsend. Something about this makes no sense, but that is why he is a charter member of the Crazy Club.  The BBG or Bison Bar and Grill is going great guns.  The lunch business is booming. Kadizzle had lunch there yesterday because The Commander was away in Bismarck.  It was a bit strange to see high school kids eating lunch in a little more upscale place than the gas station.   If you look at the parking lot at the high school you can see things have changed. Teenagers no longer drive junkers, most of them have better cars than your average working person.  Life is good.  The local slummers moved the junkers off our street.  Praise be unto Jesus. Kadizzle thought real progress was made with the car hoarders, but they just hid one truck behind the garage. The local hoarders did get rid of one junkie camper.

Back to the BBG,  The BBG is doing a good business in part because God blew the roof off the Sue's Cafe downtown.  If you keep up with the evangelicals all natural disasters are caused by God punishing someone. Usually the gays bring down the wrath  of God, but Sue must have cursed when she burnt the french fries.  The Hardware store is prohibiting people from bringing back packs and purses into the store.  An employee said women were stealing things.  Wow, sneak thieves right here in Hazen.  Val is just about ready to retire at the library.  There could be an ice cream social .

As two old citizens the Kadizzles are falling apart.  The Commander was told by her doctor she needs surgery on her shoulder.  Kadizzle has been suffering from planter facitis.  The sailboat races will be this weekend and the Kadizzles are debating if they should race or just sail down the lake.  When the boats came back last time the wind was blowing at thirty and the boats were scraped on the dock trying to do a cross wind landing.

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