Magic Glasses

Kadizzle's magic glasses do not let him see through things, or make him any smarter.  The magic is they can appear and disappear.  Kadizzle in his old age senility has been buying glasses in bulk.  Right now the sun glasses are in bloom.  Kadizzle actually knows where six pair of usable sunglasses are.  On the other side of the spectrum are they reading glasses.  They have all disappeared.  Before we left for the south the reading glasses bloomed.  There were a half dozen reading glasses that came back from no where.  No sadly they have all evaporated.  This means Kadizzle will have to buy another pack of four or six reading glasses.  Hopefully the old glasses all found homes in the library, or anywhere Kadizzle took them off for a second.  Remember the old Sanford and Son show?  Sanford would go to the drawer full of glasses and rummage around for a pair.  Today Kadizzle may stop by the funeral home and see if any stiffs came in with reading glasses in their pocket.  Sometimes the undertaker has some nice stuff.  Once Kadizzle got a nice suit coat with a small bullet hole.