Friday, November 21, 2014

Saving and endangered species, BUMS.

Gary is one of my favorite bums. Yesterday at the bum campfire Kadizzle looked at the water in the dog bowl. It was green with algae.  The poor dog was drinking some pretty bad water.  On inquiry Gary disclosed that his water jug was contaminated with algae.  Kadizzle explained to Gary you could not let water sit in the hot sun for days and not expect something to go wrong.  However, even that should not happen with campground water.  After some questioning Gary explained that to save water he took the melted water out of his ice chest and put it in the jug.  Now you have the perfect set up for growing everything including algae.

To solve this problem Kadizzle explained to Gary how he needed to clean the jug with Chlorox.  So this morning Kadizzle went over and cleaned the jug for Gary.  Once again seeing the dashboard of Gary's truck Kadizzle had to take a picture.

Now in the old days people used to have a "Plastic Jesus" on the dashboard.  So here is a song you need to know
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

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