Thursday, January 30, 2014

The President and the Idiot. Here are the rules to play the game

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Now bear with me, this may take some time to explain. Our Canadian hiking friends insisted that we play a card game with them called “ The president and the idiot”. The Canadians said we were the right kind of people to play the game. This is how you play the game. After the cards are shuffled all the cards are dealt to the four participants. The president, the vice president, the idiot and the vice idiot have already been chosen by a card draw.

The president gives his worst two cards to the idiot. The idiot gives his best two cards to the president. The vice president gives his worst one card to the vice idiot, and the vice idiot gives his best card to the vice idiot.

The president plays the first hand. Two's trump everything. Whomever plays the highest card wins the hand. The round progresses from president to vice president to vice idiot to idiot. The winner of the hand gets to lay down the next leading card. The object is to get rid of your cards. If you cannot play a card you must pass. You can play one card, a pair, three cards of a kind, or four of a kind.

Now to the important part of the game. The game mimics life. The idiot can become the president, but it is very unlikely. The game favors those on top staying on top. However, the game seems to give the false appearance of being fair. Everyone gets dealt the same number of cards. Everyone plays by the same rules, and after all occasionally the idiot does become the president.

This is exactly how our political system works. It appears to be fair, and it appears to give everyone a chance, but in reality the same people generally win. When you closely examine the statistics for our country you see there is very little upward mobility, but everyone believes it is there, because after all it does happen. The inheritance tax is the classic example of the president and the idiot in action. The rich kid that inherits millions certainly has much better odds for a good life than a poor kid in the slum. No rational person would say it is fair, and the answer is obvious. Fairness would be to start both kids out more closely to even. This was done in the past by taxing the estates of the rich. Now we have instituted the president and the idiot system whereby the good cards go to the rich, and the bad cards go to the poor. We argue the system is fair, and the idiots think it is. After all some idiots make it to the top. The whole thing is exactly like gambling. Some people win, but in generate just about everyone else loses. Idiots by lottery tickets and stay broke. The casino operators take advantage of the idiots and pay off the politicians. What else is new?

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