Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Lord Kadizzle is Born Again (With no better results)

This morning old Kadizzle took his shower.  While drying off he looked in the mirror at his sorry ass body.  There was the usual sunken belly button, but below it was another belly button. How could this be? It could be from the surgery he just had, but there is another explanation, perhaps Kadizzle was born again.  It had never occurred to the old goat that if you were born again you would by necessity have a second belly button. Well there it is.

As his old self he must have died November 28, 2012.  Certainly when the doctor delivered the born again Kadizzle that day he was a different man and had a couple things in common with a new born.  Needing to be potty trained all over was a sure symptom of rebirth.  Other functions would also have to be learned as they were in the first life.

As a born again you do see life differently.  The first life was 63 years long.  More than likely the second life will be a lot shorter.  Since the second life will be shorter it seems like more thought should go into it. Perhaps one should try to enjoy things more, be kinder, more forgiving, and so on.  Kadizzle ate too much in his first life, it will be another challenge in his second life.  In fact the second life seems to be very similar to the first one.  Kadizzle has met a lot of born again's in his life.  How many times can you be born?  The concept is not bad, but the fact that each life usually gets shorter does not seem fair.  If old Kadizzle was born again and now was say twelve, things could sure be different.  If Kadizzle knew the perils of being lazy at twelve things would be different now.

Well, it is 2013, and time to get going on this second life.

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