Jesus was in a bad mood

Yesterday Lord Kadizzle stopped in Page, AZ for groceries with The Commander. As Lord Kadizzle disembarked he noticed Jesus coming across the parking lot pushing a shopping cart. There before Kadizzle was a man with a traditional Middle East head dress with a gold band above his ears that circled his head. He had the eyes, beard and face of what the old Sunday school pictures of Jesus looked like. However, from the neck down he was dressed in a cowboy shirt and blue jeans. In Kadizzle's mind there was no question the man wanted to be perceived as Jesus. So Kadizzle greeted him by saying " How is Jesus doing today?". Jesus scowled back at Kadizzle and did not respond. Who knows? It is very possible Jesus knows how bad Kadizzle has been and was pissed off, but it was nice to see him.