Thursday, December 25, 2008

Explosive Prime Rib


One of Lord Kadizzles blessings in life is that he is friendly with the best cooks in the county. JoAnne Kerns is certainly one of them. Over the holidays she claims she made the best prime rib ever. Lord Kadizzle is a prime rib fan and today that is what Fran will make. Will Fran have the guts to try JoAnne's new recipe? The Kerns recipe was an accidental discovery. JoAnne used vodka to rub the roast. Her theory was that it would make the seasoning stick. Sometime after the roast was in the oven an explosion occurred followed by a fire. The recipe requires you to open the oven door and patiently wait until the fire goes out. This must be the secret, the crisping. Now I am sure she claims her prime rib explodes with flavor, which I am sure it does. Kids would surely love this recipe. Imagine sitting around at Christmas waiting for dinner to explode with an ensuing fire. Nuclear Rib Flambau will surely be the hit of the season. I can't wait until Thanksgiving to see her turkey cannon that explodes and shoots delicious stuffing right into the bowl.

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