Friday, June 27, 2008

Help Wanted: Ugly Nurse


Construction company desires ugly nurse to take care of employees at job site. Poor hygiene a plus. Nurse must be able to repel those that are not really hurt. Body mass a plus.

Out at the job site the other day another safety specialist like Lord Kadizzle came up to him and asked Lord Kadizzle if he knew of any ugly nurses looking for work. You got to be kidding I said to Jack. No I am serious Jack replied. Jack went on to tell me that if a construction nurse was decent looking everyone would get minor injuries just to see the nurse, so the custom is to hire ugly nurses.

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