Sunday, November 24, 2019

The Rumblers

Coming from areas with an abundance of quiet Kadizzle has found the larger cities insane.  Yesterday we were in Phoenix.  The mentally ill there were so proud of their loud obnoxious driving.  Now we sit in Charleston, South Carolina where the same virus has infected the idiots.  These dolts are like some jungle beast that roars to attract a mate.  For some reason idiots take great pride in annoying the public.  As if the silly noise were not enough they have to drive like unmanned clown cars.  Of course the winners are the motorcycle goofs.  They buzz about with the most annoying noise imaginable. 

All this reminds Kadizzle of a conversation with a state trooper in Arizona.  Near a bridge where a simple motorcycle dinger was killed Kadizzle asked the law officer about the accident.  The law officer noted that the motorcycle goof told his friends to video him crossing the bridge at over one hundred miles per hour. At the far end of the bridge the goof could not make the turn.  He went over the concrete barrier and plunged about a hundred feet to his death.  What a nice video he made for his friends.  Now for the good part.  The officer told Kadizzle after explaining the death " That is what we call a self correcting problem".  If only more of the simple minded noise bugs would self correct.  It is amazing they don't .   The silly noise addicted stuntmen drive like total idiots.  Sadly they might go onto the sidewalk and hit an innocent normal person. 

The police seem to do nothing about these circus performers on downtown streets.  They are in every city.  Once the same idiots get on a bigger road they show off their aggressive driving skills.  They have to run up behind people slam on their brakes or pull in front of you with no warning.

Kadizzle believes computers could be used to catch the dolts. Two nights in a row we have been subjected to these brain dead beast.  Just as you start to fall asleep one of the IQ challenge goes by.

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