Raining Truth

" If it rained truth, Republicans would use an umbrella" ,  That thought flamed up in Kadizzle's head this morning.  On NPR the interviewer just spoke with some elected Republican.  The man contradicted himself several times.  Amazing is the fact that Republicans can contradict themselves constantly and the cult members just seem incapable of noticing.  Read the New York Times today.  Of course it is fake news, but the level of corruption, deceit, and fantasy the Republicans have concocted is incredible.

In the search for the holy tax cut Republicans can walk over the wounded, starve children, praise dictators, and do what is needed to protect the rich.  Did you notice the sun came up?  No, it is a plot by the democrats to shed light on Trump's attempt to root out corruption.  Trump going after corruption, imagine that.   Where is that money I stole?  If anyone has experience with corruption and should know what it looks like it is Trump. 

I stole the money to protect it from the robber.  Kadizzle knows a person who actually used this excuse. The person was stealing things from his grandparents house.  The person said that if they did not take the pictures, antiques, and other items the things would fall into the hands of bad people who would use the proceeds to buy liquor.  This is how Trump roots out corruption.  Trump extorts foreign leaders to make sure they do the right thing.  If this is American justice we have a big problem. 

One can only hold onto his head to keep it from spinning when you hear Trump's new gambit.  You walk in the room and see Trump with his hand in the cookie jar.  Trump has not yet grabbed a cookie.  Trump shouts " I want nothing, I want nothing".  Of course he was just checking the cookies to make sure they were not to warm to eat.  He didn't want anyone hurt.