You can dance, you can sing, you can do anything, but the train is coming down the track, just try stopping it. In Payson the old goats think they can prevent the future. It is futile. The rain will come and the wind will blow some will die in the winter snow. Who owns the future? The young own the future, but unfortunately the old have given them a future full of problems, and catastrophes. The very basics of life are in jeapordy, the air, the water, and the atmosphere that protects us from the sun. Humans have two basic choices, ignore the future or prepare for it. Climate change is real, so let's ignore it. Society is going to change, but let's ignore it. Dictatorships are on the horizon, but let's ignore it. Greed is destroying our economy, but let's ignore it. Disease has become more of a threat, but let's ignore it. Your car is overheating, and the tires need air. Maybe we can make it home. What has worked in the past may not work in the future, something changed. Who do you want to address the future, old people who don't have a future, or young people who will own it. That is Payson in 2026. Are you going to put this town in the hands of the people who brought us this mess, or are you going to let the owners of the future lead us there?
Monday, March 16, 2026
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Don't Vote for This Goat
The Bumwalkers
Who Has Trump Stomped the Hardest?
When Trump stomps around chasing another dollar, it isn’t the billionaires who feel the boot. The people who get flattened are always the ones at the bottom.
Every town has them. Payson does too. I call them the bumwalkers.
You see them drifting through town—some on bicycles, some pushing a cart, some just wandering on foot. The bumwalkers keep moving because they are busted flat and always think the next corner might be better than the last one. Maybe down the road there will be luck, a job, a break, something. But somehow the road never seems to get them there.
Bad decisions have been their lifelong business model.
Just one rung up from the bumwalkers are the trailer-park Tea Party patriots. Another group that never quite managed to put things together, but they have discovered something powerful: anger.
Trump sells that anger very well. He sells them Bibles with his name on them. He sells them hats. He sells them flags. Mostly he sells them hate wrapped in distorted hope.
And they buy it.
Meanwhile, when oil prices jump and groceries go up, who gets crushed the hardest?
Not the billionaires.
Not Trump.
It’s the people at the very bottom—the same people cheering the loudest at the rallies.
Trump didn’t stomp on the rich.
He stomped on his own customers.
Friday, March 13, 2026
Did he forget to mess something up?
Our hero Donald Trump with the golden touch. Trump has destroyed the White House, Climate change progress, energy advancements, and the lives of teenagers. Did he miss anything? Trump picked the most incompetent idiots to run his cabinet. The secretary of health sniffing cocaine off of toilet seats set the standard. Then you have Bondi, and Noam wild bitches lying faster than Trump.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Will the Goats win?
Payson is at a crossroads. Will Payson become a nursing home for 16,000 people, or will Payson take advantage of its location and water supply to become a standout community in Arizona? Do the citizens of Payson want the cheapest way to wait for the hearse, or do they want to prosper and live in a community that values the young and old alike? Fortunately some young people with a vision of the future that does not include wheel chairs and cains have stepped up to oust the Ayatolah regime that wants to take us backward. You can vote for change or rot from within.
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Hooplehead regret
Being simple minded used to be fun. You could drive around town with a couple of flags on the back of your pickup and show people you were an idiot. Now the price of gas has put that out of reach. You could wear your gun to the grocery store, and flaunt your Trump hat. Now people know what an idiot looks like. He made America great? Being an idiot is just too expensive now.
Monday, March 09, 2026
Hammered
The retirement saving are blasted. Never lost so much in such a short time. Well Kadizzle can make up for the loss with the savings in gasoling. Wait, that went to hell to. Even the worst MAGA dolt may wake up. One thing a MAGA dolt can focus on is gas prices. Gas prices work for MAGA brains because only three numbers are involved. MAGAs don't notice when Trump steals a billion, but when he tacks on 50 cents to gas that is easy to figure out.
Saturday, March 07, 2026
I didn't complete high school because my dad told me " Education just confuses people". I have a good job at Home Depot, and I have saved enough to make payments on my truck. It's not an ordinary truck, it is a truck any true American would be proud of. I have the hood painted to look like an American flag. The flags on the back let everyone know my politics. In the glove compartment is my gun, and if anyone objects to me rolling coal out the exhaust f**k around and find out. No one who sees my cowboy hat and belt buckle is going to question my manhood. The women love me. My girlfriend has a good job at the vape shop, and our trailer is brand new. Anyone would be jealous of the 86 inch tv we watch Fox News on.
