Thursday in Payson: Windshields, Hoopleheads & Bernie
It’s Thursday. The windshield on the car needs replacing—again. Meanwhile, over at the National Association for the Advancement of Humanity, Bernie Sanders is delivering a magnificent speech about the real terrorist threat to America: Donald J. Trump himself.
Do yourself a favor and head over there to watch it:
👉 https://naftaoh.blogspot.com/
Back here in the land of Pothole Paradise, the Hoopleheads have successfully torpedoed the new pool. Congratulations, Payson — our children will continue to practice their swimming skills in mud puddles and drainage basins. We couldn’t afford a proper pool, but we sure can afford to make ourselves look like a town where hope goes to die.
Kadizzle continues to be amazed that the Payson Roundup still prints his letters referring to the Three Stooges by name — Steve Otto, Charlie Bell, and Jim Farris. (Maybe the editor has a sense of humor after all.) These clowns pretend to champion the community while feeding their Tea Party cult a steady diet of nonsense, paranoia, and whatever is left in the intellectual freezer that’s been unplugged since 2016.
The Tea Party still has the busted-flat trailer crowd tightly gripped in a fistful of lies. They shout “Make America Great Again!” but apparently greatness doesn’t include a public swimming pool… though it does include massively higher grocery bills, failing infrastructure, and limitless delusion.
So once again — go watch Bernie. He’s the one person capable of explaining, in clear daylight, the dumpster fire our country is roasting marshmallows over. Kadizzle will be in the garage calling the insurance company about that windshield and muttering about Hoopleheads.
America may be “great again,” but it sure feels like we’re going downhill in a shopping cart with one wobbly wheel.
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