No Kings — Even at Burger King
Kadizzle stopped by Burger King this morning and came out with more than a breakfast sandwich — he scored a stack of those cardboard crowns. Perfect for today’s “NO KINGS” protest. Seems fitting, doesn’t it? The Burger King is lending a hand to democracy.
This afternoon, a few hundred good citizens are expected to gather in Payson to remind the Hoopleheads that the flame of democracy still flickers here in the pines. It’s time to trade apathy for action. So, if you’re sitting on your lazy rear wondering what’s for lunch — get up, get out, and stand up for your children and grandchildren. Freedom doesn’t defend itself.
No doubt the Hooplehead parade will roll by — middle fingers waving proudly, diesel pickups belching smoke like a patriotic fog machine. Let them have their tantrum. Every puff of black exhaust just proves the point: ignorance burns dirty.
Meanwhile, the rest of us will be out there wearing Burger King crowns and declaring what should be obvious — America doesn’t need a king. Not Trump, not any wannabe dictator.
So grab a sign, grab a crown, and join the fun. The Hooples might have noise, but we’ve got numbers, wit, and a cause that’s older and stronger than any cult of personality — democracy itself.
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