When the Galumphs Scatter
Mike F. and Kadizzle arrived early at the town hall meeting, taking seats as a few other early birds filtered in. Sitting alone in the back was a familiar figure—a large galumph of a man: Timothy Coyne.
Coyne, a local Facebook poster and prolific liar, has long trafficked in the false accusation—originally stirred up by Gary Morris—that Kadizzle committed assault. Morris’s lie didn’t hold up in court; Kadizzle exposed it, and Morris has been curiously silent ever since.
Kadizzle had challenged the liars—Coyne included—to meet face-to-face. None accepted. But here was Coyne, in the flesh. Kadizzle approached and calmly asked if Coyne wanted to discuss the falsehoods he’d been spreading.
The galumph sprang up and started jabbering. True to form, he deflected, refusing to engage directly or allow Kadizzle to address the lies. Cornered, Coyne had a choice: stay and be unmasked in front of the room, or flee. He chose flight, insisting they "talk outside"—away from witnesses—then quickly slunk out of the meeting room entirely.
Coyne fits right in with the other runners: Mayor Steve Otto, ex-GOP chair Gary Morris, Michael Heather the serial fibber, and council member Charlie Bell. They all share the same strategy—slander from a safe distance, then scatter when confronted.
The pattern is clear: when the truth walks in, the galumphs head for the door.
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