Mrs Hooplehead had an encounter with Kadizzle a week or so back. She was in the MAGA fogg. Old Kadizzle was sunning himself in the garage enjoying a few puffs on a cigar. Two old goats are walking by on the main road in our compound. One has on a red hat. Danger, danger, danger. We cannot have people wearing Trump hats on our streets. Kadizzle hopped on the motorcycle to check on the mental illness parade walking by. Sure enough the hat was a Trump hat. Mrs Hooplehead quickly ran away when Kadizzle pulled up to them on the motorcycle. Mr. Hoople was willing to talk about his mental illness. Kadizzle asked Mr. Hoople how he could explain Trump claiming Ukraine started the war with Russia. Mr. Hoople had a classic simple minded answer " Trump knows things we don't about the situation". Of course anyone can prevent a war by surrendering right away.
Like every good Hooplehead the Red Hat fellow instantly turned the conversation into a referendum on transgender people. That of course is the big problem in the world. Kadizzle confronted Mr. Hoople with the fact he was no doubt a good Christian going around spreading hate for transgender people. No problem God doesn't mind a little hate now and then. When Kadizzle brought of little children starving because Trump cut off their food somehow that was fine because the food aid people were sponsoring circumcision somewhere in south Asia.
Kadizzle finally gave up and explained calmly to the Hoople he was bug fucking crazy, then left.
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