Close call on the Apache Trail

This morning the trail crew needed an easy day so we set off to pick up garbage on the Apache Trail.  If you have been to Arizona you know the Apache Trail is where everyone in Phoenix takes their visitors to scare them and show them the splendor of AZ.  So down the trail we go. Kadizzle was driving and not paying close attention. Cliff said with emphasis " Stop a car went over back there".  When you go over on the Apache Trail you are usually dead.   Backing up there it was a care in the most precarious position down the side of a cliff.  Quickly we checked to see if anyone was hurt or inside.  The car was abandoned and locke.  How the person got out was a mystery. On the downhill side if you opened the door you would fall hundreds of feet.  All that kept the car on the edge of the cliff was a small tree.  Apparently the driver got out and someone drove for help with the driver.  Later we found this was the case.

So we spent the day picking up garbage that degenerates leave in the National Forest.  No doubt most degenerates are Trump voters.  They throw down their beer cans, cigarettes, and trash because this is their America. Of course we have to pick it up to make America Great again.  After a couple truckloads of garbage we were done for the day.  Part of our mission was picking up the televisions the degenerates shoot at.  Televisions are executed on a regular basis by the NRA loving degenerates.  If you live in Arizona and are a strong Republican that supports the NRA you must take your old TV out in the desert and shot it.  This will show you can defend yourself against programs you do not like.  NPR would be ideal to have on when you unload your glock on the TV.  Well we have to pick up the corpse of your old TV.  The brave gunmen are ready if a TV ever attacks them.