The World reduced to a penny jar.

At my sister Patty's house last night a crisis arose. The last bottle of St. Pauly Girl beer was empty. Patty instructed Lord Kadizzle to run to the local refreshment establishment and replenish the supply. As Kadizzle paid for the beer he noticed the little jar that held pennies for customers short a penny or two. On the jar were the rules as follow:

1. If you need a penny, take a penny

2. If you need two pennies, take two.

3. If you need three pennies, get a job.

Being a socialist Kadizzle would add number four. Don't take more pennies than you need, or leave enough pennies for those who really need them.