The World will start to end on Saturday.

As my sister pointed out, the world will not actually end on the 21, but will start to end, it will take until October to get it all done. We just planted the garden so it was a big disappointment having the world end. Now, it looks like we can get a crop in. Having the world end in October creates a lot of confusion. Should I diet? Should we keep making payments? There are just so many decisions to make with the world ending. Since the start of the end will be on television we are glad we just got a new flat screen. Actually we have been preparing for the end a long time. We have not changed the oil on the car, we have let so many things go the world ending is going to save us a lot of money. In late October we will drink everything in the liquor cabinet. I just put new tires on the truck, boy was that a mistake, I could have made it to the end of the world with the old ones. The Commander is going to buy me blue jeans today. It might be a waste of money, but I want to look nice for the end. Budgeting is a lot easier with the end in site. We can live like kings. The bad news is every vacation spot will be crowded as everyone is going to want to vacation before the world ends. We are going to do a lot of looting. The righteous, which will not be us will get drawn up early, so that means all their stuff will be available. Maybe a righteous person has a nice sailboat we can get. The righteous should be selling stuff dirt cheap tomorrow. There are just too many things you have to think about with the world ending. It takes so much worry out of decisions.