Saturday, January 10, 2009

Lord Kadizzle Pees Pants Laughing


One luxury at the mountain retreat is a good supply of reading material. Rolling Stone Magazine is a favorite. If anyone has more disdain for the Decider than Lord Kadizzle it would be Matt Tiabbi. In the new issue he writes a fictional account of an interview with The Decider titled "Bush Apologizes". You can read the first couple of pages online, but it you can get your hands on the whole article it is a good laugh. One favorite scene is Bush, Cheney, and Rummy trying to decide if water boarding is really torture. They ask the houseboy at the White House to let them try it on him. Rummy gets carried away and holds a cigarette lighter to the guys ear while Cheney is drowning him with ice water. They have to explain to Rummy that is not part of it.

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