Thursday, October 03, 2019
Mental illness
Watching Trump embarrass our country in front of the president of Finland yesterday Kadizzle kept thinking how clear it is Trump is mentally ill. Trump is out of touch with reality. How can anyone watch Trump in action and not conclude he has a serious mental problem? Yet the delusional notice nothing unusual about his constant lying, talking like he is king, and telling stories fabricated from nothing. Trump has the mind of a disturbed sixth grader. Republicans just do not notice.
As a child Kadizzle thought things would become clear as he aged. Kadizzle thought adult behavior would make sense as one got older. Nope, so called adults are just big kids. Who else could buy into the Trump game?
Dazed and confused is the only explanation for Republican behavior. Don't let your eyes and ears fool you. When your base for reality is the Bible and Fox News you are as Trump would say in deep shit.
On the news last night they had a bubba farmer down south somewhere. The guy said there might be something to this climate change thing as he walked through his corn crop burnt to a crisp by drought. That is the way a Republican mind works. As you go broke you begin to wonder how trickle down works.
How many Kadizzle readers did their homework? Your homework is to read the New York Times every day. Today there is an article about families struggling to make it. The article goes into what is middle class. Read it. Now, keep in mind anything that resembles reality is fake news, or maybe you did not hear there is no fake news anymore. Trump has declared fake news is now " corrupt news". If you are reading something that does not follow the Fox Party line you need to understand it is corrupt news.
No doubt there is corrupt science, and math. Kadizzle has been trying to lose weight only to discover he has a corrupt scale. The scale continually reports fake news. No doubt Obama and Hillary have rigged the scale. They get into everything.
Winky came roaring into the bedroom last night with a rant about the liquor store raffling off an AK 15 or some other mass murder gun. Why not go to the liquor store win a gun get a fifth and shoot the first person that pisses you off? Everyone wants a mass murder weapon.
As a child Kadizzle thought things would become clear as he aged. Kadizzle thought adult behavior would make sense as one got older. Nope, so called adults are just big kids. Who else could buy into the Trump game?
Dazed and confused is the only explanation for Republican behavior. Don't let your eyes and ears fool you. When your base for reality is the Bible and Fox News you are as Trump would say in deep shit.
On the news last night they had a bubba farmer down south somewhere. The guy said there might be something to this climate change thing as he walked through his corn crop burnt to a crisp by drought. That is the way a Republican mind works. As you go broke you begin to wonder how trickle down works.
How many Kadizzle readers did their homework? Your homework is to read the New York Times every day. Today there is an article about families struggling to make it. The article goes into what is middle class. Read it. Now, keep in mind anything that resembles reality is fake news, or maybe you did not hear there is no fake news anymore. Trump has declared fake news is now " corrupt news". If you are reading something that does not follow the Fox Party line you need to understand it is corrupt news.
No doubt there is corrupt science, and math. Kadizzle has been trying to lose weight only to discover he has a corrupt scale. The scale continually reports fake news. No doubt Obama and Hillary have rigged the scale. They get into everything.
Winky came roaring into the bedroom last night with a rant about the liquor store raffling off an AK 15 or some other mass murder gun. Why not go to the liquor store win a gun get a fifth and shoot the first person that pisses you off? Everyone wants a mass murder weapon.
Wednesday, October 02, 2019
Are there two universes?
Jasper Littlebottom is enthralled with the Rachel Madow show. Rachel is shooting up the Trump gang at an unprecedented pace. Hold it, stop everything. Kadizzle told Jasper to switch over to Fox. She did not. On Fox News it is a whole different world. Trump is being attacked in a coup. Saint Trumpus sent by God is under a massive attack by Democrats. Two worlds. Who lives in these worlds. Well we know what world the Hoopleheads live in. So today we get to go out on the street with zombies, the Hoopleheads. They wander around dazed. The Hoopleheads go to church and worship the Jesus who appointed the Trumpus. Imagine a cult where God has sent you Trump.
Littlebottom just burst into Kadizzle headquarters in the back room with sparks of conspiracy shooting from her head. Littlebottom is lecturing Kadizzle about how Russia is manipulating Trump.
Russia found a gold mine. Russia has discovered a thick vein of stupidity in our country. We have a supply of idiots that can be turned into Russian gold. Why build bombs and missiles when you have the Hoopleheads. Better yet you have Trump, Fox News, and the Republican party. Just dangle money in front of them and watch them dance the Russian dance. Republicans have brought our country to a standstill and the Russians jump with joy. It is better than a Walmart bargain for Putin. For pennies Putin has put our government in chaos. The Russians have destroyed reality in our country.
This is like unleashing a plague of stupidity. Capitalism thrives on greed. Greed is the gasoline that fuels the fire in this country.
Littlebottom just burst into Kadizzle headquarters in the back room with sparks of conspiracy shooting from her head. Littlebottom is lecturing Kadizzle about how Russia is manipulating Trump.
Russia found a gold mine. Russia has discovered a thick vein of stupidity in our country. We have a supply of idiots that can be turned into Russian gold. Why build bombs and missiles when you have the Hoopleheads. Better yet you have Trump, Fox News, and the Republican party. Just dangle money in front of them and watch them dance the Russian dance. Republicans have brought our country to a standstill and the Russians jump with joy. It is better than a Walmart bargain for Putin. For pennies Putin has put our government in chaos. The Russians have destroyed reality in our country.
This is like unleashing a plague of stupidity. Capitalism thrives on greed. Greed is the gasoline that fuels the fire in this country.
Tuesday, October 01, 2019
Danger, Repeat
Kadizzle just got off the phone with the clerk he used to pay his toll on the toll road near Denver. At the end of the conversation Kadizzle asked the nice young lady to help rid the country of Trump. Kadizzle asked her to tell her friends about the menace and get them to vote. She laughed and agreed. How many opportunities do you waste every day when someone ask you " Is there anything else I can do to help?". Yes, you should answer and then ask them to vote the rate from office, and ask their friends to do the same thing. Young people will be the make or break this election. What do you have to lose. Ah I would be too embarrassed. Are you ever going to speak to the person on the other end of the phone or see them again. If they agree with you what is the problem? Kadizzle has found that about 95% of these people agree and signal they agree. At the liquor store Kadizzle had a nice conversation with the young woman. She knew the boss could not hear and agreed about the Trump menace. Always remember the shy people in Germany who advocated Hitler by doing nothing. Like Gerry said his morning. If you didn't vote, you did. If you have a chance to kill a rat with rabies, and you don't, then you helped the rat kill someones child. That makes you a rat as well.
Willfully ignorant
Once upon a time Kadizzle though about how he could get a Red Hat to read something intelligent. This Red Hat was once mayor of Hazen, and Kadizzle had worked with the man. Ah ha, Kadizzle thought. I can offer Mr. Trump sucker $50 if he reads an article from the New York Times that might penetrate his concrete skull. So Kadizzle told Trumps little buddy " If you read this article and underline anything you disagree with I will donate $50 to your church". Kadizzle thought if Jesus was brought into the game the Trumpite would have to go along. Nope, the Trumpite said the article was from the New York Times and was worthless.
This is the way the mind of idiots work. Once you believe something insane make sure you never read anything that might contradict Fox News.
This must be Tuesday and the gravity let up overnight. Kadizzle got on the machine that weighs the meat in the bathroom and hit a new low. There is less of Kadizzle. A lot of people wish he would completely disappear. Headed that direction.
This is the way the mind of idiots work. Once you believe something insane make sure you never read anything that might contradict Fox News.
This must be Tuesday and the gravity let up overnight. Kadizzle got on the machine that weighs the meat in the bathroom and hit a new low. There is less of Kadizzle. A lot of people wish he would completely disappear. Headed that direction.
Monday, September 30, 2019
Rain, rain, rain
Never has there been a wet summer like this. The grass never turned brown like it usually does in July.
Kadizzle is trying, in fact actually losing some of the Earth's influence on his mass. Kadizzle is on a fasting diet. Try not to eat anything. Cannot give up coffee with some sweetener. The first goal is to make it until noon with no food. Next comes three in the afternoon. The shadow has diminished to the tune of maybe ten pounds. Run to the scale early and often. The big win is in the morning when the meat has dried out. Now maybe two or three times during the day you can run in on the scale and see who is winning. A good scale number at bed time is a victory for Jesus. That means you will get a good number in the morning. Of course things get tuff when the devil sends agents. Bob and Liz came down with pie and ice cream. You thing you could throw a hamburger in front of a dog and the dog would sniff and go away. Forget it, Kadizzle at dat pie, and da icecream. Then there are the folks like Stoupini who offer a free lunch now and then.
Kadizzle has been assiduously studying science and physics. If the Earth had less mass it would help with the weight problem. If we could remove the mass in the White House a lot of weight would be lifted from thinking people.
Kadizzle is trying, in fact actually losing some of the Earth's influence on his mass. Kadizzle is on a fasting diet. Try not to eat anything. Cannot give up coffee with some sweetener. The first goal is to make it until noon with no food. Next comes three in the afternoon. The shadow has diminished to the tune of maybe ten pounds. Run to the scale early and often. The big win is in the morning when the meat has dried out. Now maybe two or three times during the day you can run in on the scale and see who is winning. A good scale number at bed time is a victory for Jesus. That means you will get a good number in the morning. Of course things get tuff when the devil sends agents. Bob and Liz came down with pie and ice cream. You thing you could throw a hamburger in front of a dog and the dog would sniff and go away. Forget it, Kadizzle at dat pie, and da icecream. Then there are the folks like Stoupini who offer a free lunch now and then.
Kadizzle has been assiduously studying science and physics. If the Earth had less mass it would help with the weight problem. If we could remove the mass in the White House a lot of weight would be lifted from thinking people.
Sunday, September 29, 2019
There is no Chicken meat until the Chicken is fried
Sunday morning news shows. Will they fry the chicken? Who knows. Never has there been a mafia boss like Trump. Remember Al Capone? They got him on tax evasion. The Hoopleheads cannot see the truth if it fell on them. When the cry was " drain the swamp", Kadizzle had no idea the swampers were everywhere. When Trump ran for election people Kadizzle thought had some semblance of decency came out of the bushes for Trump. Right here in Hazen we have more swampers than normal people.
A normal person can spot a lie, knows science, and can add. A swamper is totally different. A good swamper can be in the swamp up to their neck and think they are in bath water enjoying some relaxation. The whole thing comes down to taking care of the haves and making sure the have nots don't get too much. Who cares about anything as long as we get the tax breaks for the wealthy. Always remember the Hoopleheads play the lottery. Next week every Hooplehead is going to win the lottery. Now the Hoopleheads plan for the future. Do you think when the Hoopleheads win the lottery and join the one percent they want to pay taxes? Of course not. So the Hooples don't vote for this week, the Hooples vote for next week when they are rich.
Meanwhile back here at the local swamp the one percent is squealing. Up at the lake where they tear down $800,000 homes to build $2,000,000 homes taxes are making them mad. Down here twelve miles away where we cannot afford to pay teachers, or have sidewalks we wonder where we could get some cheese.
No one remembers the good old days. There was a magic time when mom could stay home and raise kids. Back then dad could make enough cheese to feed the family. Now you pay 30 grand for day care to get an artificial mom. Progress.
A normal person can spot a lie, knows science, and can add. A swamper is totally different. A good swamper can be in the swamp up to their neck and think they are in bath water enjoying some relaxation. The whole thing comes down to taking care of the haves and making sure the have nots don't get too much. Who cares about anything as long as we get the tax breaks for the wealthy. Always remember the Hoopleheads play the lottery. Next week every Hooplehead is going to win the lottery. Now the Hoopleheads plan for the future. Do you think when the Hoopleheads win the lottery and join the one percent they want to pay taxes? Of course not. So the Hooples don't vote for this week, the Hooples vote for next week when they are rich.
Meanwhile back here at the local swamp the one percent is squealing. Up at the lake where they tear down $800,000 homes to build $2,000,000 homes taxes are making them mad. Down here twelve miles away where we cannot afford to pay teachers, or have sidewalks we wonder where we could get some cheese.
No one remembers the good old days. There was a magic time when mom could stay home and raise kids. Back then dad could make enough cheese to feed the family. Now you pay 30 grand for day care to get an artificial mom. Progress.
Saturday, September 28, 2019
Trumpus of Nazereth
Surrounded by men just like him, theives, con men, and tax evaders Trumpus of Nazereth is in deep trouble. Do what you can to help him make it to the cross. If only they get the courage to crucify him.
Evil Fun
Yesterday Kadizzle was visiting at the library in the back room where the computers are there was another orthodox liberal. In fact she is one of the most active good people fighting the legion of Satan called Republicans. A conversation about the Satanites ensued. Sitting at another computer there may have been a person who voted for Trump. As we trashed the Satanites we did not suppress our voices so the other woman got a good dose of reality. On occasion when Kadizzle knows there is a Red Hat in voice range he makes it a point to shoot out some stingers about the rotten Republicans infesting the universe. It is fun because you know it makes the Red Hat fume, but they cannot respond. Sometimes this is where the fun begins. The Red Hat explodes and the game is on.
Now if you want to help stem the infestation of stupidity in our country what can you do? Each of us has to make those calls to some company and deal with their service people. The routine is always the same. At the end of the call the person will always say " Is there anything else I can do to help?". It is an open ended question. Use this opportunity to say yes. Now explain to them they can vote the rats from office. Since most of these people are low paid wage slaves they will agree with you, but of course they cannot say that. Some actually do, but most will give a subtle acknowledgment.
Now if you want to help stem the infestation of stupidity in our country what can you do? Each of us has to make those calls to some company and deal with their service people. The routine is always the same. At the end of the call the person will always say " Is there anything else I can do to help?". It is an open ended question. Use this opportunity to say yes. Now explain to them they can vote the rats from office. Since most of these people are low paid wage slaves they will agree with you, but of course they cannot say that. Some actually do, but most will give a subtle acknowledgment.
Friday, September 27, 2019
Catch the Rat
Too many times the rat took the cheese without springing the trap. How does Donald Trump do it? Trump has other rats that help. You don't work for Trump unless you are a loyal rat. That means you help Donald steal the cheese. Imagine a job interview with Trump. Will you lie? Will you cheat? Will you do what it takes to cover up for me? Well it looks like we have a lot of jobs you could fill.
What does all this lead to? We now have a system where foxes check on the foxes stealing the chickens.
Kadizzle is an old man. Kadizzle may be able to slide across the finish line in style, but what about Megan, Fran, Evie, Erin, Sam, and Sylvie? Are we going to sit here and watch Putin play Trump like a banjo? Meanwhile right here in North Dakota you have our own three stooges dancing for Trump. Who cares, just keep those tax breaks for the rich coming. The millionairs up at Lake Sakakawea where we sail are buying houses on the lake tearing them down, and building multi-million dollar summer homes. Meanwhile we cannot pay teachers, and have no health care. We have old folks living slave shacks, but who cares we got Kevin Cramer, and Kelly Armstrong singing in harmony with Trump. The Red Hats are like termites eating our democracy, and who cares? Absolutely amazing. The house is on fire, and we see it as a new heating system. A mafia boss driven wild by greed and with the mind of a child has mesmerized the idiots. Will they get the rat this time? No, the cult does what the the rat wants. The cult cannot see reality. Witches, damn witches everywhere. It is any wonder we have so many witch hunts. Sure would be nice if there were as many pheasants as there are witches.
What does all this lead to? We now have a system where foxes check on the foxes stealing the chickens.
Kadizzle is an old man. Kadizzle may be able to slide across the finish line in style, but what about Megan, Fran, Evie, Erin, Sam, and Sylvie? Are we going to sit here and watch Putin play Trump like a banjo? Meanwhile right here in North Dakota you have our own three stooges dancing for Trump. Who cares, just keep those tax breaks for the rich coming. The millionairs up at Lake Sakakawea where we sail are buying houses on the lake tearing them down, and building multi-million dollar summer homes. Meanwhile we cannot pay teachers, and have no health care. We have old folks living slave shacks, but who cares we got Kevin Cramer, and Kelly Armstrong singing in harmony with Trump. The Red Hats are like termites eating our democracy, and who cares? Absolutely amazing. The house is on fire, and we see it as a new heating system. A mafia boss driven wild by greed and with the mind of a child has mesmerized the idiots. Will they get the rat this time? No, the cult does what the the rat wants. The cult cannot see reality. Witches, damn witches everywhere. It is any wonder we have so many witch hunts. Sure would be nice if there were as many pheasants as there are witches.
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Watching Television while the house burns down
There it is on NPR and everywhere else. The oceans are warming, the planet is dying, and we just sit watching TV. Ain't no problem. Every city has people crawling like ants. The highways are clogged 24 hours a day shooting pollution into the air. So what a new place to eat just opened up.
Kadizzle is trying to loose some weight. Getting the chicken meat off is a struggle. This morning the goat was to bust below an even ten mark. Did not make it . Missed by .4 lb. Kadizzle probably has a sugar addiction. Brains love sugar. The science says the brain must have sugar. Normally the sugar comes from all the sugar just clogging Kadizzle's blood, but now hopefully Mr. Body must have to melt the fat to get some sugar. However, ain't no one goin to make Kadizzle give up some agave in his coffee. Here is how the diet works. You go as long as you can without eating. You play beat the clock. The first goal is noon. No eating until noon. If you make that goal you try to keep going. Around three the food devils are all about. No drinking wine. The food devils come on strong late in the day. This is when Jasper Littlebottom starts to cook. Jasper can cook up a storm and recently she made some good guample. May I digress? What is guample. Jasper has a unique ability to combine unknown things and make the result taste good. Bob up the street loves to come down and have guample with us. A typical guample has some meat, vegetables, and cheese. It could be soupy or maybe it would resemble lasagna like her recent delicious guample. If it taste good and you don't know what the hell it is, then it is guample. Now the untrained version of guample popular for years is "hot dish". Guample is many steps above.
So back to evaporating. Jasper made some lasagna guample which we have had two nights in a row. This will be night three. This guample ages well and got better overnight in the fridge.
How about a little political complaining? Trump, the worthless spoiled brat. Kadizzle just cannot believe the elected rats in North Dakota will not abandon the con man. This brings us to flummpers. What are flumpers? Flumpers are people that wander around clueless and usually could not find their fingers if they were not attached to their arms. In West Virginia flummpers were known for sitting on their porch watching the world go by. You want to see flumpers go to Walmart. The flumpers fill their carts with chips, pop, and stuffed animals. A good flumper will have most of their body covered with tattoos. This finally gets us to the people who elected Trump. Flumpers do not read. If they do read it is coupons and sale fliers. Where did the word come from? It might have come from the fish you see out of water. The fish flops around getting nowhere. This is exactly what a flumper does.
Kadizzle is trying to loose some weight. Getting the chicken meat off is a struggle. This morning the goat was to bust below an even ten mark. Did not make it . Missed by .4 lb. Kadizzle probably has a sugar addiction. Brains love sugar. The science says the brain must have sugar. Normally the sugar comes from all the sugar just clogging Kadizzle's blood, but now hopefully Mr. Body must have to melt the fat to get some sugar. However, ain't no one goin to make Kadizzle give up some agave in his coffee. Here is how the diet works. You go as long as you can without eating. You play beat the clock. The first goal is noon. No eating until noon. If you make that goal you try to keep going. Around three the food devils are all about. No drinking wine. The food devils come on strong late in the day. This is when Jasper Littlebottom starts to cook. Jasper can cook up a storm and recently she made some good guample. May I digress? What is guample. Jasper has a unique ability to combine unknown things and make the result taste good. Bob up the street loves to come down and have guample with us. A typical guample has some meat, vegetables, and cheese. It could be soupy or maybe it would resemble lasagna like her recent delicious guample. If it taste good and you don't know what the hell it is, then it is guample. Now the untrained version of guample popular for years is "hot dish". Guample is many steps above.
So back to evaporating. Jasper made some lasagna guample which we have had two nights in a row. This will be night three. This guample ages well and got better overnight in the fridge.
How about a little political complaining? Trump, the worthless spoiled brat. Kadizzle just cannot believe the elected rats in North Dakota will not abandon the con man. This brings us to flummpers. What are flumpers? Flumpers are people that wander around clueless and usually could not find their fingers if they were not attached to their arms. In West Virginia flummpers were known for sitting on their porch watching the world go by. You want to see flumpers go to Walmart. The flumpers fill their carts with chips, pop, and stuffed animals. A good flumper will have most of their body covered with tattoos. This finally gets us to the people who elected Trump. Flumpers do not read. If they do read it is coupons and sale fliers. Where did the word come from? It might have come from the fish you see out of water. The fish flops around getting nowhere. This is exactly what a flumper does.
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Home Alone
Home alone, the little dictator has gone to Bismarck to lighten our checking account. Good thing she does not read this drivel. It will be quiet here and Kadizzle will be extremely confused walking in circles looking for meaning in life. The choices are now endless, cause some trouble, change the oil on the motorcycle, cut the grass, go on the remedigus.
Kadizzle could not sleep so he was in bed thinking about God. How does God work? God has always puzzled Kadizzle. Would someone explain prayer. Why do you have to ask God to do what he should do anyway? God would you save the baby in the burning building? Maybe God is busy deciding who will win the Super Bowl. Kadizzle is amazed how cruel humans have treated humans. Could God have just tweaked that a little? None of it makes a bit of sense. When you look at the big picture it simply shows how simple minded humans are. For eternity humans have been wasting labor building insane pyramids, cathedrals, and every type of church. What if God said " Forget that stuff and build the poor some houses. Build some hospitals and schools" , but no God loves big wasteful building used only once a week. Is this insanity? Finally Trump comes along and the same people that piss away countless dollars elect that idiot. That should be the end for anyone with a pea sized brain, but no not the crowd that makes crooked preachers rich.
This all get to the point of just how many hopelessly ignorant people are there? There are hundreds of religions on this planet, but you just so happened to chose the right one? Now for the best part. Who has caused more wars and suffering than anyone? Yup, it is our old buddy God. People have been torturing and killing each other over religion forever. If you don't believe my fantasy I'll kill you. Sound like just the stuff they should teach in Sunday school. This all gets us to my favorite Sienfield quote " If you believe it, it is true". Well if all those people get together on Sunday there must be something to it".
This gets us to the good book. People study the good book, and try to make sense of it. It makes no sense. You could just as easily study the phone book. One thing that make no sense is the meanness of God. When God got pissed he never just picked on the bad guy, he always killed everyone in sight. The Bible is full of countless times when God blew away who groups of people. Now remember in every group there are little children, and probably a lot of innocent people. It was like when we used the atomic bomb. Sure we got a lot of bad guys, but there were a lot of good people vaporized in the process. Well God showed us the way. So in the end you can see how church people voted for Trump.
Kadizzle could not sleep so he was in bed thinking about God. How does God work? God has always puzzled Kadizzle. Would someone explain prayer. Why do you have to ask God to do what he should do anyway? God would you save the baby in the burning building? Maybe God is busy deciding who will win the Super Bowl. Kadizzle is amazed how cruel humans have treated humans. Could God have just tweaked that a little? None of it makes a bit of sense. When you look at the big picture it simply shows how simple minded humans are. For eternity humans have been wasting labor building insane pyramids, cathedrals, and every type of church. What if God said " Forget that stuff and build the poor some houses. Build some hospitals and schools" , but no God loves big wasteful building used only once a week. Is this insanity? Finally Trump comes along and the same people that piss away countless dollars elect that idiot. That should be the end for anyone with a pea sized brain, but no not the crowd that makes crooked preachers rich.
This all get to the point of just how many hopelessly ignorant people are there? There are hundreds of religions on this planet, but you just so happened to chose the right one? Now for the best part. Who has caused more wars and suffering than anyone? Yup, it is our old buddy God. People have been torturing and killing each other over religion forever. If you don't believe my fantasy I'll kill you. Sound like just the stuff they should teach in Sunday school. This all gets us to my favorite Sienfield quote " If you believe it, it is true". Well if all those people get together on Sunday there must be something to it".
This gets us to the good book. People study the good book, and try to make sense of it. It makes no sense. You could just as easily study the phone book. One thing that make no sense is the meanness of God. When God got pissed he never just picked on the bad guy, he always killed everyone in sight. The Bible is full of countless times when God blew away who groups of people. Now remember in every group there are little children, and probably a lot of innocent people. It was like when we used the atomic bomb. Sure we got a lot of bad guys, but there were a lot of good people vaporized in the process. Well God showed us the way. So in the end you can see how church people voted for Trump.
Monday, September 23, 2019
Stuck in Neutral
Mrs. Kadizzle and old Kadizzle decided to go for a bike ride. Kadizzle fired up the ebike and Jasper peddled the old fashioned. After a jaunt on a section line road we decided to come back on the old railroad right of way that went north of Hazen to the old North Star Mine. For years Kadizzle has advocated this old train bed be made into a bike path. It would be so easy, but, but. Well we live in North Dakota where nothing ever changes and recreation is looked on as something people in the East and West coast do. Here in North Dakota we don't like change. The old goats rule. Any improvement could lead to a tax increase, so lets not fix or improve anything. The old right of way leads up to a wonder set of small lakes the coal company made. A young kid with a fishing pole could head up to the lake, swim, fish, and have a great day while getting some exercise. But hell no, the kids sit and stare at their phones. We have all become apple dumplings, including Kadizzle. The song and dance team at city hall always says they want the town to grow, but who wants to come to a town where quilting is the biggest sport. Then there are the land owners. These people don't want no one comin near them cows. As we found out when we tried to get a trail near Stanton the people were afraid ruffians would burn their barns down if there was a trail nearby. Most of the dingers don't realize the vandals and Visigoths don't walk or ride bikes. So here we sit in our little town with nothing. It would be so cheap and easy to make a trail, but we live in the land were the depression left, but the mentality did not. So save those jars, and that tinfoil, and never change anything. It was good enough for ma and pa so you just be quiet and hoe the garden.
Uncle Bumble
Honest Omar just thinking of you as a pilot and philosopher. Kadizzle has become addicted to Youtube. In particular Uncle Bumblef**k. Uncle is an amazing man with infinite knowledge. Now back to Omar. Uncle decided to take apart the sensor that made the 737 crash. That is why you will find this interesting Omar. In no time at all Uncle gets into an explanation of corporations and how their greed caused the two crashes. Anyway Uncle has a lot of insight. So Kadizzle will try to post Uncles video below. Now stick with it until he gets into the rant on corporations.
Back to reality. Winky intends to clean up the garden today. Wow this will be like a beach landing with many wounded and lots of shouting. Kadizzle will be the grunt that has to haul all the dead vegetation to the dump.
Shanika is deep in his new career hauling railroad crews to the trains. Stroupini and Kadizzle went on a plum hunt after we took his boat out yesterday. We drove all the way out to the Glenharold Mine where Kadizzle spent a major portion of his life. As part of reclamation we planted a whole row of plum trees. Bad news all the trees are dead not a single plum.
As the planet burns there seems to be some hope people are waking up. Trump is beyond belief, such a complete rat. Now for the tip of the day. When you make a service call, for example Kadizzle just called Sirus XM radio to get some free service. At the end of the call the person helping you will ask " Is there anything else I can do to help you?". This is when you say yes and proceed to explain to them how they can vote the rat out of office and tell their friends to vote the rat out of office. Always keep in mind the power of exponential numbers. You know the old you tell two people and they tell two people and the next thing puff, the rat is gone. If you don't do something our democracy will implode because the idiots will vote. Over and out. Omar, is that the correct radio language?
Back to reality. Winky intends to clean up the garden today. Wow this will be like a beach landing with many wounded and lots of shouting. Kadizzle will be the grunt that has to haul all the dead vegetation to the dump.
Shanika is deep in his new career hauling railroad crews to the trains. Stroupini and Kadizzle went on a plum hunt after we took his boat out yesterday. We drove all the way out to the Glenharold Mine where Kadizzle spent a major portion of his life. As part of reclamation we planted a whole row of plum trees. Bad news all the trees are dead not a single plum.
As the planet burns there seems to be some hope people are waking up. Trump is beyond belief, such a complete rat. Now for the tip of the day. When you make a service call, for example Kadizzle just called Sirus XM radio to get some free service. At the end of the call the person helping you will ask " Is there anything else I can do to help you?". This is when you say yes and proceed to explain to them how they can vote the rat out of office and tell their friends to vote the rat out of office. Always keep in mind the power of exponential numbers. You know the old you tell two people and they tell two people and the next thing puff, the rat is gone. If you don't do something our democracy will implode because the idiots will vote. Over and out. Omar, is that the correct radio language?
Sunday, September 22, 2019
Real Pirates
Yesterday was the annual pirate party. All the sailors gathered in their pirate costumes and had some grog along with a lot of nice boiled shrimp and many other treats. With full bellies the women pirates decided to walk off some of the calories. Down the streets of Hazen the ladies went accompanied by Bob and Kadizzle. Who knows what the locals thought of this strange band. Then the group turned down our back street where two little kids were riding their bikes. Kadizzle decided to appear menacing and approached the kids. Kadizzled told the young bikers we were pirates and had lost our ship. The little girls said " There is no water around here". " Well there is a creek " Kadizzle reminded her. Then she asked " Are you real pirates". " Of course we are". No doubt they went home and informed their parents about the encounter.
Saturday, September 21, 2019
Abnormal Poeple
Kadizzle likes abnormal people. What fun are normal vanilla people? Shy people afraid to fart are just not much fun. Bums, eccentrics, and the outliers make life worth while. Who goes anywhere to see normal people? Everyone wants to see the abnormal athlete, scholar, scientist, or you name it. Too many people live in a box. It is the box they built around themselves. There are things the box people just do not think about. The box people love to have life laid out for them. Get up, go to work, come home, watch television, and when you get around to it drop dead. Then you have the Fox News crowd. This bunch loves fantasy. This bunch loves to be scared. Being scared limits life way too much. Can't hike, there are rattlesnakes. Can't go anywhere there might be a storm. Can't do anything that is not planned to the nth degree. Bums don't have a to do list. Einstein did not go to church to get ideas.
The niggifiddles drive Kadizzle nuts. Niggifiddles get obsessed with the " What if". Once they say "what if", then they get paralyzed. There is real beauty in just letting life take it's course. The notion that you can be in control is a bad one. Some things you can control, but most are dictated by chance. This gets us to orderliness. There is nothing wrong with things being orderly, but when things are out of order what difference does it make? The niggifiddles cannot stand disorder. The universal is not orderly, if it was all the stars wold form patterns of straight lines, boxes, triangles or something else.
The niggifiddles drive Kadizzle nuts. Niggifiddles get obsessed with the " What if". Once they say "what if", then they get paralyzed. There is real beauty in just letting life take it's course. The notion that you can be in control is a bad one. Some things you can control, but most are dictated by chance. This gets us to orderliness. There is nothing wrong with things being orderly, but when things are out of order what difference does it make? The niggifiddles cannot stand disorder. The universal is not orderly, if it was all the stars wold form patterns of straight lines, boxes, triangles or something else.
Winky is up
Winky is up jumping around like a June bug. Jasper Little Bottom has more energy than any normal person. Winky has been harvesting her potatoes. She has been cleaning, sorting, and manipulating them. None have turned into French Fries. Today is the Pirate Party, an event held every fall for all the sailors. The Party will be held at Rocky's house. Rocky goes through more hobbies quicker than a lie through Trump's brain. In just the past year he took up cowboy shooting, which means you buy six guns, a shotgun, and a rifle, and shoot up the old west. Now Rocky is into full scale airplanes. In less than a year he is on his second plane. He got here by flying model planes. Rocky gave up sailing after three boats, and now is a pontoon warrior. Also he just took up four wheeling. This is what happens when you retire and bees infest your brain.
The grass is green in our yard, in fact this is the first summer ever the grass never turned brown. Global warming folks is pumping moisture from the oceans. Dolts do not understand global warming, and you could add gravity and science to that list.
Now Winky is in the other room starting a fire. We have bats in our belfry and Winky is going to smoke them out. Cheech returned from Paris back to Philadelphia. Cheech had a hard time being separated from her little Evie. Evie also missed her mom. Cheech has a bun in the oven and Kadizzle has been promised a little boy in February. Praise the lord. Kadizzle now has to fix the planet so the grandchildren have a place to play.
The grass is green in our yard, in fact this is the first summer ever the grass never turned brown. Global warming folks is pumping moisture from the oceans. Dolts do not understand global warming, and you could add gravity and science to that list.
Now Winky is in the other room starting a fire. We have bats in our belfry and Winky is going to smoke them out. Cheech returned from Paris back to Philadelphia. Cheech had a hard time being separated from her little Evie. Evie also missed her mom. Cheech has a bun in the oven and Kadizzle has been promised a little boy in February. Praise the lord. Kadizzle now has to fix the planet so the grandchildren have a place to play.
Friday, September 20, 2019
Addiction
Kadizzle will admit he has been drawn into Youtube. Youtube is a conglomeration of everything. Youtube has figured out how to feed you things you are interested in. When you look at one thing the algorithm figures out what else you might want to investigate. As you follow the thread you get drawn in. Kadizzle has been drawn in to occupations. What is life like as a tow boat captain, what is is like to operate a train, a tower crane, or just about anything. On Youtube someone has made a video. For some strange reason Kadizzle has been following some guy who just moves barges up and down the rivers of our country. At first it seems boring, perhaps because it is, but somehow you start to get pulled in. Going under a bridge is a big deal, getting the barges through a lock is not easy. Slowly you begin to realize how complicated something simple can be. With the barge guy you begin to understand how he uses the river to steer the barges. It becomes interesting.
Now readers bear with Kadizzle. Sometimes we have no choice here but to use profanity. Last night surfing Youtube Kadizzle came across a video titled " Uncle Bumblefuck explains the meaning of life". The title drew Kadizzle in. Uncle gave a very good dissertation as he drew with a magic marker on his work bench. If it works Kadizzle will post the video below. It will either entertain you or make you scratch your head. So if you are sensitive you should be warned Uncle uses some salty language, but he does give some good advice.
Now readers bear with Kadizzle. Sometimes we have no choice here but to use profanity. Last night surfing Youtube Kadizzle came across a video titled " Uncle Bumblefuck explains the meaning of life". The title drew Kadizzle in. Uncle gave a very good dissertation as he drew with a magic marker on his work bench. If it works Kadizzle will post the video below. It will either entertain you or make you scratch your head. So if you are sensitive you should be warned Uncle uses some salty language, but he does give some good advice.
Thursday, September 19, 2019
Good Morning Boys and Girls
North Dakota only has one writer worth the trees that get killed to make his paper. Tony Bender did a nice job of shooting up the NRA idiots that populate the state. Read his article in the Inforum.
Today making America Great Again will involve replacing more curtain strings. It is a frustrating job. Winky loves to raise and lower curtains so Kadizzle has become a curtain expert replacing all the worn strings in the shades. In fact word has got out and Kadizzle even has to do it for the neighbors.
Trump is working hard on messing up a one car funeral. Bone Spurs will surely stir up a war in the middle east. Amazing anyone will work for him. Who would sign on to be the next captain of the Titanic. Be assured those who go to work for Trump are selected by how from divorced from reality they are. If you can do brain surgery on a mosquito you can work for Trump.
Fall is here and soon Winky will go nuts when a leaf falls in the yard. Every ten minutes we will have to run the mower out to pick up any errant leaves.
Homelessness in the United States. What insanity. The rich have two or three very nice houses. The poor should find a nice culvert to live in. This all reminds Kadizzle of forty or fifty years ago when he read about bum nest in the Wall Street Journal. Someone in San Fran Cisco came up with the idea to stack culverts like pigeon nest. In each culvert they placed a piece of plywood to give the bums a level sleeping area. The bums were supposed to crawl into the nest at night and sleep. Why not design bridges so people can live under them. Might be a cheap way to make bum nest. Of course we would never want to tax the rich and build bum nest. That would spoil the bums. Why are the most bums where the most rich people are. Wonder who took the money.
Kadizzle wants to start a new program called Bum Walkers. Bums would get paid a nice sum for picking up litter. If you qualified as a Bum Walker you would get ten cents a can for aluminum cans, the same for bottles, and 25 cents a pound for most other trash. All a Bum would have to do is walk around with their shopping cart and pick up trash. A lot of Bums are already doing it. Bums might get paid five dollars to take a shower. Why not make bumming respectable. Bums could be made into spies. Bums could report on drug dealers, thieves and so on. Bums could be a resource instead of a problem. Why not build nice bum nest. This brings us to Denver. As you ride the rapid transit into Denver you see an old lot with tiny, nice bum nest. If you want to join Bum Walkers let me know. Kadizzle may just give it a try. While riding the ebike along the waterways in Denver, Kadizzle saw many of the Bum units. When Trump and the Republicans allow the rich to make slaves out of the working class we will have more Bums. Our best insurance is to make Bum life better.
Today making America Great Again will involve replacing more curtain strings. It is a frustrating job. Winky loves to raise and lower curtains so Kadizzle has become a curtain expert replacing all the worn strings in the shades. In fact word has got out and Kadizzle even has to do it for the neighbors.
Trump is working hard on messing up a one car funeral. Bone Spurs will surely stir up a war in the middle east. Amazing anyone will work for him. Who would sign on to be the next captain of the Titanic. Be assured those who go to work for Trump are selected by how from divorced from reality they are. If you can do brain surgery on a mosquito you can work for Trump.
Fall is here and soon Winky will go nuts when a leaf falls in the yard. Every ten minutes we will have to run the mower out to pick up any errant leaves.
Homelessness in the United States. What insanity. The rich have two or three very nice houses. The poor should find a nice culvert to live in. This all reminds Kadizzle of forty or fifty years ago when he read about bum nest in the Wall Street Journal. Someone in San Fran Cisco came up with the idea to stack culverts like pigeon nest. In each culvert they placed a piece of plywood to give the bums a level sleeping area. The bums were supposed to crawl into the nest at night and sleep. Why not design bridges so people can live under them. Might be a cheap way to make bum nest. Of course we would never want to tax the rich and build bum nest. That would spoil the bums. Why are the most bums where the most rich people are. Wonder who took the money.
Kadizzle wants to start a new program called Bum Walkers. Bums would get paid a nice sum for picking up litter. If you qualified as a Bum Walker you would get ten cents a can for aluminum cans, the same for bottles, and 25 cents a pound for most other trash. All a Bum would have to do is walk around with their shopping cart and pick up trash. A lot of Bums are already doing it. Bums might get paid five dollars to take a shower. Why not make bumming respectable. Bums could be made into spies. Bums could report on drug dealers, thieves and so on. Bums could be a resource instead of a problem. Why not build nice bum nest. This brings us to Denver. As you ride the rapid transit into Denver you see an old lot with tiny, nice bum nest. If you want to join Bum Walkers let me know. Kadizzle may just give it a try. While riding the ebike along the waterways in Denver, Kadizzle saw many of the Bum units. When Trump and the Republicans allow the rich to make slaves out of the working class we will have more Bums. Our best insurance is to make Bum life better.
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
A loyal reader walking down the street.
Hazen is the little town where Kadizzle resides. You could drive through the town and not realize how wealthy the town is. The average income in Hazen is $10,000 per family higher than the average in the United States. However, the people refuse to pay taxes or for just about anything. A Kadizzle reader was walking down the street today and we met and had a conversation about the sidewalks in Hazen. In many instance the sidewalks are non-existent. On the main thourofares is is not unusual to constantly go from cement to grass. The law requires home owners to install sidewalks, but they ignore the law. Nothing ever gets done. One person actually tore out the sidewalk and planted trees.
So once more winter will come and young women will push their babies down the street in slush and snow with cars splashing them because we pretend like we are broke in Hazen.
So once more winter will come and young women will push their babies down the street in slush and snow with cars splashing them because we pretend like we are broke in Hazen.
Lets get some stuff
Driving across New Mexico you get to see trains hauling crap from China to Walmart. One train about every fifteen minutes. Where does the crap end up? In Hazen we are building storage sheds at an alarming rate. Every home must rent a storage shed for the stuffed animals, the vegomatics, and what ever you have too much of. Each of us must have a boat, jet ski, RV, and of course the old car we will fix up. What an insane world. We live so we can buy junk we never use. Go to work for eight or ten hours every day to fill a bin with junk. Every once in awhile we have a sale and sell our crap to raise some money to buy new crap. Drive across the country, ride a train across the country, and every city has storage sheds growing like weeds. How can you be poor when your whole country does not have enough room to store the stuff you don't need. Here in Hazen we don't have side walks because we cannot afford them. Wait, but we can afford storage sheds. We don't pay teachers, but we have the money to buy stuff and put it in a pole barn or a shed. Insane. No health care, but we got sheds lots of sheds.
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
The Mayor stopped by
Kadizzle spent a lot of yesterday working on the Jihad with the slummers up the street. Kadizzle managed to finally get hold of another city commissioner. Kadizzle has talked to three commissioners and the mayor. All three commissioners were like talking to bricks. It was the old " I feel your pain" routine. Kadizzle thought about ramping up the Jihad, but the mayor showed up out of the clear blue sky and said he would take a " soft " approach to the deplorables. To Kadizzle's amazement he found out no one has even written a letter to the degenerates after six years of dealing with them. So here is the compromise. The city will at minimum inform the degenerates that they are in violation of the city ordinances by running a junk yard from their lot. Everyone has heard the saying " You can't fight city hall". There is a lot of truth there. If you want action watch a glacier move. After six years the old brown junked truck still sits up the street proudly proclaiming " We don't give a shit".
Now to the poor old Trumpster. Seems like he is going to have to roll the dice to see who to bomb. Trump has made such a mess out of the middle east that now he is asking his buddy who murders journalist who to bomb. Secretly the oil companies are jumping with joy. The price of oil just went up $12. Nothing like a good old war in the middle east to help drilling in North Dakota. Maybe this will help us sell our house.
Now to the poor old Trumpster. Seems like he is going to have to roll the dice to see who to bomb. Trump has made such a mess out of the middle east that now he is asking his buddy who murders journalist who to bomb. Secretly the oil companies are jumping with joy. The price of oil just went up $12. Nothing like a good old war in the middle east to help drilling in North Dakota. Maybe this will help us sell our house.
Monday, September 16, 2019
A Good Group
Yesterday the old sailors gathered to take down the mast on Rodger and Ruth's sailboat. It was like a barn raising in reverse. Rodger has sold the ship and it needed to be packaged for shipment. Kadizzle has been a sailor for a long time and will testify that sailors are a special breed. When sailors need something done they come together. It is almost like a religious group without all the rules. There is one simple rule. Don't just stand there do something to help. Sailors are at the mercy of the universe. Actually we all are, but sailors face it more directly. If old power boat Willy sees a storm he guns his motor and goes home. On the other hand the sailor up the creek or lake cannot outrun a storm, so sailors have to hunker down and ride it out. This means cooperation. The old saying " A friend in need is a friend indeed". Sailors know this better than anyone. When your boat is sinking or has gone aground having a friend on another boat is a warm feeling. Sailors operate on the principle, someday I may need help, so it is best to help everyone you can so when my day comes they will help me". This seems like a simple idea, but as a society we have adopted a different mantra, I got mine the hell with you.
Sunday, September 15, 2019
The Deplorables
Hillary Clinton probably lost the election because she called out the deplorables. Well, they live up the street. The Kadizzles came home from the Grand Canyon with high hopes the brave Hazen City Commission would have taken some action to clean up the junkyard at the end of our street. Nope, the deplorables actually added to the collection when we were gone. Kadizzle did a count yesterday. The degenerats now have five boats, four junked pickups, one junked car, two utility trailers, a fifth wheel camper, and two jest skis. Of course there is also a nice assortment of other crap laying around.
Upset with the total inability of the City of Hazen to deal with the ordinaces Kadizzle talked to two of the Commissioners. Same old run around " I understand how you feel " or "These things take time were working on it". These things take time, six years have passed and the city has done absolutely nothing. One common excuse is the police are so busy with other problems. Yep, Hazen, North Dakota is a drug infested crime ridden town full of gangs that keep the police busy.
Grandpa deplorable confronted Kadizzle in the hardware store and said " You have no business checking on other people's inventory". OK, hoarders, that is not trash you are collecting, it is inventory.
So it is time for a Jihad. Kadizzle is contemplating a calendar. This is actually a suggestion from Stroupini. Each month will feature a picture of one of Hazen's premier yards. Each City Commissioner will get one as a Christmas gift.
Upset with the total inability of the City of Hazen to deal with the ordinaces Kadizzle talked to two of the Commissioners. Same old run around " I understand how you feel " or "These things take time were working on it". These things take time, six years have passed and the city has done absolutely nothing. One common excuse is the police are so busy with other problems. Yep, Hazen, North Dakota is a drug infested crime ridden town full of gangs that keep the police busy.
Grandpa deplorable confronted Kadizzle in the hardware store and said " You have no business checking on other people's inventory". OK, hoarders, that is not trash you are collecting, it is inventory.
So it is time for a Jihad. Kadizzle is contemplating a calendar. This is actually a suggestion from Stroupini. Each month will feature a picture of one of Hazen's premier yards. Each City Commissioner will get one as a Christmas gift.
Friday, September 13, 2019
Elizabeth Warren
Kadizzle has not paid as much attention to the debates as he should, but it looks like Warren is emerging as his choice. Warren is promoting the idea Kadizzle has pushed hard for. Make the rich pay into social security. If the cap on social security were raised the sun would shine. Currently no social security is paid on any dollar earned over 138,000 dollars. Our country could have a retirement age of 60 for everyone, and health care if only people would wake up to the massive fraud the tax now is. Why do poor people have to pay a 7% tax for being poor? Social Security is the biggest tax break imaginable for the wealthy. Imagine suddenly making 7% more. It is even worse than this. If you are self employed you get a 15% break for being rich.
What if we tried to put more money in the hands of working people? The solution is simple. Have people making under 50 thousand only pay two percent into social security. Make up the difference by making the rich pay on every dollar they earn. This would stimulate the economy, and enable young families to thrive. Please someone tell me why this will not work. As it currently stands social security is the biggest fraud pulled on working people. The most amazing thing about this entire discussion is that you typical dinger has no clue the rich don't pay. Ask ten dingers today if they know the rich do not pay in. Be assured nine out ten do not know.
What if we tried to put more money in the hands of working people? The solution is simple. Have people making under 50 thousand only pay two percent into social security. Make up the difference by making the rich pay on every dollar they earn. This would stimulate the economy, and enable young families to thrive. Please someone tell me why this will not work. As it currently stands social security is the biggest fraud pulled on working people. The most amazing thing about this entire discussion is that you typical dinger has no clue the rich don't pay. Ask ten dingers today if they know the rich do not pay in. Be assured nine out ten do not know.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
Won another ten million today
It is getting old winning two to seven million in one day from Publishers Clearing House. As Kadizzled finished up the fraud call he wondered how do Republicans react to this fraud? Do they bite? After all the ultimate con man lies to them every day. It would be very interesting to know how many Republicans fall for the Clearing House fraud vs the normal people. Today it only cost Kadizzle 2, 800.28 dollars to win 7 million. Earlier today Kadizzle won two million. Trump voters must be like picking the low hanging fruit for these con artist. Kadizzle likes to lead on the fraud guys clear to the end just to waste their time. The nice guy told me exactly how to fill out the check and mail it to him overnight. It would take the van up to an hour to come to my house with the check. Hopefully there will be room for all the vans to deliver the money. The nice fraud guy asked Kadizzle if it would be OK to call him " Mr. Millionaire". Sure you can. At the end of the call Kadizzle asked fraud man to quit calling the money is just piling up. In the last two months Kadizzle has won over 30 million. Winning millions is such a nuisance when you are riding your bike or painting the house. It is extremely hard to believe these guys cannot be caught. The strangest thing is they use a computer generated voice to hide their real voice. Who in the hell falls for this stuff? There must be enough Republicans to make it worthwhile.
Shanika the railroad man
Old Shanika has taken a job hauling railroad crews. Somewhere out there in the dark of night he is dropping off a train crew in the middle of nowhere. He does this so we can have all the coal we need, along with all the stuffed animals shipped here by the trainload to Walmart.
Today Kadizzle may take another ride on the ebike in Denver. May make it clear to downtown from Stapleton. Along the bike path yesterday were some nice homes built by the homeless. One deluxe home made from tarps and pallets had multiple rooms with a view of the creek. One industrious bum seemed to be pulling a train of junk with a bike. Shopping carts are the preferred SUVs for bums. Along the path there seemed to be a couple of shopping carts loaded with bumites. Bumites are the treasures bums find in the world.
Now back to the world that is in the middle of the territory claimed by the bums. The bums get the creek beds, but the good guys get to live in the sprawling new area of Stapleton. Kadizzle is always amazed about the manicured neighborhoods with landscaping, winding paths, and totally free of any sign of poverty. The world seems the same everywhere. Trump golfs while people die from a storm, and here we sit living the life of ease while so many in the world struggle to make it to the end of the day. Well as the Republicans say " If they would just work hard like I did, they would not be in that mess". Working hard is great but having a rich uncle is better.
The blasted snoochel (Sylvie) gave Kadizzle the seal of approval this morning. She complains about all the old man smells a 70 year old grandpa has. Kadizzle jumped in the shower, brushed his teeth, put on some deodorant, and was welcomed by the snoochel. She sniffed Kadizzle, even his breath and said " Very impressive Grandpa". Hugging and kissing the blasted snoochel is one of the things that keep Grandpa alive.
Maybe it has not been announced here, but Cheech is going to produce a little boy. Kadizzle has been inundated by girls and it is about time someone popped out a boy. Now old Kadizzle has to live long enough to enjoy his new playmate.
Today Kadizzle may take another ride on the ebike in Denver. May make it clear to downtown from Stapleton. Along the bike path yesterday were some nice homes built by the homeless. One deluxe home made from tarps and pallets had multiple rooms with a view of the creek. One industrious bum seemed to be pulling a train of junk with a bike. Shopping carts are the preferred SUVs for bums. Along the path there seemed to be a couple of shopping carts loaded with bumites. Bumites are the treasures bums find in the world.
Now back to the world that is in the middle of the territory claimed by the bums. The bums get the creek beds, but the good guys get to live in the sprawling new area of Stapleton. Kadizzle is always amazed about the manicured neighborhoods with landscaping, winding paths, and totally free of any sign of poverty. The world seems the same everywhere. Trump golfs while people die from a storm, and here we sit living the life of ease while so many in the world struggle to make it to the end of the day. Well as the Republicans say " If they would just work hard like I did, they would not be in that mess". Working hard is great but having a rich uncle is better.
The blasted snoochel (Sylvie) gave Kadizzle the seal of approval this morning. She complains about all the old man smells a 70 year old grandpa has. Kadizzle jumped in the shower, brushed his teeth, put on some deodorant, and was welcomed by the snoochel. She sniffed Kadizzle, even his breath and said " Very impressive Grandpa". Hugging and kissing the blasted snoochel is one of the things that keep Grandpa alive.
Maybe it has not been announced here, but Cheech is going to produce a little boy. Kadizzle has been inundated by girls and it is about time someone popped out a boy. Now old Kadizzle has to live long enough to enjoy his new playmate.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
It doesn't hurt to ask
Kadizzle has often lectured young people about the concept of asking. Much can be gained simply by asking. Kadizzle could write a book about all the things and help he has managed to get over the years by simply asking. Today Kadizzle practiced his scavenging skills. For some time Kadizzle has been wanting to acquire some one inch pulling tape. What in the hell is pulling tape and why would you want it? People who have to run wires through conduit, or pipe do so with pulling tape. Pulling tape is just nylon line in the shape of a flat belt. The people who use the stuff only use it once. They cannot take a chance on the tape breaking in a pipe. The beauty of the stuff is it's strength. The small stuff is good for 1500lbs and the nice stuff Kadizzle got today will hold 2500lbs. Kadizzle uses it to tie everything and anything. Since it is free you can cut it to any length and throw it away.
Kadizzle has been on the lookout for the one inch stuff for some time. The trick is to find some construction guys with those huge reels of bright orange plastic pipe. Today Kadizzle was riding about in Denver and there they were, the big reels that signal pulling tape cannot be far away. With luck two employees were right there. Kadizzle ASKED if they had any pulling tape. The nice fellow said " how much do you want?" Kadizzle said " how much do you have?'. The worker went over and got a whole reel of the stuff and gave it to Kadizzle. A reel is about 349 dollars. There must have been about half a reel or more still on the drum. Kadizzle was baffled by such a large amount of exactly what he was looking for. Delighted with the find Kadizzle offered to pay the guy several times. The man would just not take any money. So now Kadizzle has a two or three year supply. The last time Kadizzle went in search of pulling tape the man gave him a brand new roll of wire. It mush have been about fifteen pounds of nice wire for fencing, tying bundles or whatever. There again the guy would take no cash.
A lot of stuff goes to waste on construction sites and they always buy more than they need just in case. Construction guys are always nice and will always give you a hand.
Now something Kadizzle forgot to mention about pulling tape is that it has measurements marked on the tape. This is to help the guys pulling cables know how far into the pipe the cable is. Now if you need an accurate tape to measure one hundred feet or three thousand feet the tape works great. One reason Kadizzle likes to keep a lot of the tape in the truck is so he can be pulled out of any stuck place even from a couple hundred yards away. Two strands of the stuff would equal three tons of pulling strength. The stuff is just plain handy.
Kadizzle has been on the lookout for the one inch stuff for some time. The trick is to find some construction guys with those huge reels of bright orange plastic pipe. Today Kadizzle was riding about in Denver and there they were, the big reels that signal pulling tape cannot be far away. With luck two employees were right there. Kadizzle ASKED if they had any pulling tape. The nice fellow said " how much do you want?" Kadizzle said " how much do you have?'. The worker went over and got a whole reel of the stuff and gave it to Kadizzle. A reel is about 349 dollars. There must have been about half a reel or more still on the drum. Kadizzle was baffled by such a large amount of exactly what he was looking for. Delighted with the find Kadizzle offered to pay the guy several times. The man would just not take any money. So now Kadizzle has a two or three year supply. The last time Kadizzle went in search of pulling tape the man gave him a brand new roll of wire. It mush have been about fifteen pounds of nice wire for fencing, tying bundles or whatever. There again the guy would take no cash.
A lot of stuff goes to waste on construction sites and they always buy more than they need just in case. Construction guys are always nice and will always give you a hand.
Now something Kadizzle forgot to mention about pulling tape is that it has measurements marked on the tape. This is to help the guys pulling cables know how far into the pipe the cable is. Now if you need an accurate tape to measure one hundred feet or three thousand feet the tape works great. One reason Kadizzle likes to keep a lot of the tape in the truck is so he can be pulled out of any stuck place even from a couple hundred yards away. Two strands of the stuff would equal three tons of pulling strength. The stuff is just plain handy.
Danger, Danger, political post
Just got back from Sam's Club. On each visit Kadizzle deliberately campaigns against Trump. Today Kadizzle had two good intense conversations with a black woman, and a black employee. We discussed the Trump disaster at length. The male employee was very sharp and had a lot of good observations. Kadizzle wanted to know from a minority person what went wrong. Just like Kadizzle the employee said he went to bed thinking no way in hell would anyone with a brain vote for Trump. He thought a landslide was assured for Hillary. Kadizzle thought the same thing. So will the minorities get out and rid us of this curse? Well about half my contacts act like they don't give a damn, so it was very refreshing to talk to these two people.
Trump has reached a level of insanity, stupidity, graft, and destruction even skeptics find hard to believe. Trump's desire to destroy everything good is amazing, and there they are the idiots who still support him. One thing that Kadizzle heard from a friend, and a person who has no use for Trump is " Well maybe he did a few good things". Sure, but it is the old Hitler made the trains run on time routine. Have you ever been to a timeshare presentation. It sounds great, but you can sit there and see the fallacy, maybe. A whole lot of people buy into the scam. Trump is the ultimate con man. Tell the dolts what they want to hear. If they want to hear red today, and green tomorrow, just tell them what is popular at the moment.
It was very interesting getting a black mans perspective on politics. Kadizzle asked him to explain the black attitude. Basically he said black people expect to suffer, and don't expect much to change. Pretty sad when you think about it, but there must be a way to turn things around.
Trump's assault on the environment is beyond belief. The Kadizzles are on their way home from an incredibly scenic vacation. Your typical American has no clue of the treasures in this country. You will never know unless you get off your ass and look. We, we own the land. Two thirds of most Western states are publicly owned. It is a treasure. Trump and his rats want to steal our country and give it to their rich buddies. You should at least go out and see what they want to steal. At the Grand Canyon the haze often obstructs what was once a pristine view. Trump is trying his best to make it worse.
Trump has reached a level of insanity, stupidity, graft, and destruction even skeptics find hard to believe. Trump's desire to destroy everything good is amazing, and there they are the idiots who still support him. One thing that Kadizzle heard from a friend, and a person who has no use for Trump is " Well maybe he did a few good things". Sure, but it is the old Hitler made the trains run on time routine. Have you ever been to a timeshare presentation. It sounds great, but you can sit there and see the fallacy, maybe. A whole lot of people buy into the scam. Trump is the ultimate con man. Tell the dolts what they want to hear. If they want to hear red today, and green tomorrow, just tell them what is popular at the moment.
It was very interesting getting a black mans perspective on politics. Kadizzle asked him to explain the black attitude. Basically he said black people expect to suffer, and don't expect much to change. Pretty sad when you think about it, but there must be a way to turn things around.
Trump's assault on the environment is beyond belief. The Kadizzles are on their way home from an incredibly scenic vacation. Your typical American has no clue of the treasures in this country. You will never know unless you get off your ass and look. We, we own the land. Two thirds of most Western states are publicly owned. It is a treasure. Trump and his rats want to steal our country and give it to their rich buddies. You should at least go out and see what they want to steal. At the Grand Canyon the haze often obstructs what was once a pristine view. Trump is trying his best to make it worse.
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
Across the great divide
Here we are in Denver. The American west is something every American should see. The Kadizzles saw a truckload. Utah still takes the prize. No State has the scenery of Utah. We took an alternate route through some magnificent country.
Taking a tent instead of our Earth Module was a mistake. Too old to sleep on the ground and crawl out of a tent to pee at night. There is something about the Grand Canyon that makes the wind come up every night. Two people camping in neighboring sites had campfires. Did not seem like a good idea and a ripe chance to start a forest fire.
Kadizzle was very lucky the Hudsons charged his ebike everyday, then when they took off the people on the North of us charged up the old ebike. The North Rim is the place to go. The view from the South Rim is better, but the slower pace and fewer people on the North Rim makes it a lot nicer. The dispersed camping on the North Rim is wonderful, so many nice spots. Perhaps we will take the Earth Module down there and do some serious exploring. Saw a lot of great places to explore with the Yamaha.
Taking a tent instead of our Earth Module was a mistake. Too old to sleep on the ground and crawl out of a tent to pee at night. There is something about the Grand Canyon that makes the wind come up every night. Two people camping in neighboring sites had campfires. Did not seem like a good idea and a ripe chance to start a forest fire.
Kadizzle was very lucky the Hudsons charged his ebike everyday, then when they took off the people on the North of us charged up the old ebike. The North Rim is the place to go. The view from the South Rim is better, but the slower pace and fewer people on the North Rim makes it a lot nicer. The dispersed camping on the North Rim is wonderful, so many nice spots. Perhaps we will take the Earth Module down there and do some serious exploring. Saw a lot of great places to explore with the Yamaha.
Monday, September 09, 2019
On the way back.
Winky hiked across the Grand Canyon with Al, and Deb. Kadizzle stayed on the North Rim and picked them up on the South Rim on Sunday. The hikers experience 136 degree temperature at the bottom of the canyon. That was in the sun. Kadizzle did a lot of ebiking. Deb, and Al are trying to complete the Arizona Trial in segments. The AZ goes through the Grand Canyon. The AZ is 800 miles long from Mexico to Utah. Kadizzle has hiked and biked about fifty miles of it. The biking on the AZ on the North Rim is wonderful. The trail is in amazing shape for bikes, and scenery is hard to beat. One minor problem was a flat tire, but a park ranger gave Kadizzle a ride and solved the problem. Met some wonderful people who let us share their great site overlooking the canyon. We camped five miles off the main road. Hike to a fire tower where Edward Abby wrote some of his books. That makes two fire towers we shared with him. Here we sit in Greenriver. This town looks like the depression never ended here. Will give more details tomorrow. Hope all Kadizzlites are doing well.
Monday, September 02, 2019
Over the mountain.
The wedding is over and Boulder Beer can return to business. Some great food and some great toast to the new couple. Funerals and weddings are not Kadizzle's favorite summer time pass time, but we got er done. Took another amazing bike ride on the ebike about 15 miles around Boulder. Such nice bike paths along creeks and through undeveloped land.
Today we are going to bust toward the Grand Canyon. Mrs. Kadizzle is going to hike from one side to the other. Old man Kadizzle will be the driver. The water line at the Grand Canyon has broken and it may cause complications.
Have not been over the mountains in the summer in a long time. Thank ya Jesus we are not pulling the RV.
Absolutely amazing how the NRA has such a grip on the country. The fact that school children can be shot up everyday and no one cares is amazing. Trump and his worthless gang of lickspittles in North Dakota make puking seem pleasant. How people can be so brain dead. Seeing the pathetic Republicans on TV defending the 2nd amendment is another painful sight. When a member of my family is shot you can count on Kadizzle to go full blown nuts, but why wait until it hits home. That is what is not understandable. Why do we fail so miserably to solve a problem before it hits home?
Today we are going to bust toward the Grand Canyon. Mrs. Kadizzle is going to hike from one side to the other. Old man Kadizzle will be the driver. The water line at the Grand Canyon has broken and it may cause complications.
Have not been over the mountains in the summer in a long time. Thank ya Jesus we are not pulling the RV.
Absolutely amazing how the NRA has such a grip on the country. The fact that school children can be shot up everyday and no one cares is amazing. Trump and his worthless gang of lickspittles in North Dakota make puking seem pleasant. How people can be so brain dead. Seeing the pathetic Republicans on TV defending the 2nd amendment is another painful sight. When a member of my family is shot you can count on Kadizzle to go full blown nuts, but why wait until it hits home. That is what is not understandable. Why do we fail so miserably to solve a problem before it hits home?
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Taking Little Joey on a Bike Ride
Kadizzles in Boulder, Colorado. Just had a fantastic bike adventure at the Boulder Bike Park. What an amazing place. Miles of every type of trail right in the city. Some very challanging jumps, curves and so on. The pros were jumping high in the air off of some jumps that would instantly kill this old man. Moving Little Joey about on trails with jumps over rocks, and some pretty interesting terrain has old Kadizzle worn down a little.
Why do just the people in Boulder have all this nice stuff? Boulder probably went farther than any town with planning for bikes and green spaces. The bike paths all over town are amazing, and people use them. Back to the bike park. When we buzzed around the bike park Kadizzle kept thinking this is not an expensive thing to make. It is all just dirt, gravel, rocks. Why can't our little town have some nice paths. Kadizzle has had some great rides on the ebike since he purchased it in November of last year. A few minutes ago Evan gave the ebike a try. Everyone who tries it loves it. Get one you will not have any regrets. So far Kadizzle has gone about sixteen hundred miles on the ebike. At some point it will save enough gas to pay for itself, but it already has paid for itself in enjoyment. For getting around a city the ebike is hard to beat.
Another big party tonight as we work toward the wedding of Jeb on Sunday. The blasted ticklepinch just insisted Grandpa go downtown to the fribble shops with her. Sylvie has a plan, Kadizzle knows it will be an attempt to get old Kadizzle to buy the blasted little lady some silly needless item. Kadizzle will probably succumb.
Why do just the people in Boulder have all this nice stuff? Boulder probably went farther than any town with planning for bikes and green spaces. The bike paths all over town are amazing, and people use them. Back to the bike park. When we buzzed around the bike park Kadizzle kept thinking this is not an expensive thing to make. It is all just dirt, gravel, rocks. Why can't our little town have some nice paths. Kadizzle has had some great rides on the ebike since he purchased it in November of last year. A few minutes ago Evan gave the ebike a try. Everyone who tries it loves it. Get one you will not have any regrets. So far Kadizzle has gone about sixteen hundred miles on the ebike. At some point it will save enough gas to pay for itself, but it already has paid for itself in enjoyment. For getting around a city the ebike is hard to beat.
Another big party tonight as we work toward the wedding of Jeb on Sunday. The blasted ticklepinch just insisted Grandpa go downtown to the fribble shops with her. Sylvie has a plan, Kadizzle knows it will be an attempt to get old Kadizzle to buy the blasted little lady some silly needless item. Kadizzle will probably succumb.
Friday, August 30, 2019
We will never run out of room
Down through South Dakota, and Wyoming, and into Colorado we sailed in the Tundra. There is an endless supply of empty land. The old neighbor up the street once made this trip and came back. He declared we would never run out of space. This is the same guy who said " Education just confuses people". The Red Hats just don't get math, data, science, history, or reality. The world is running out of everything including land that will support humans. As the forest burn the simple minded have no idea that it is the forest that provide oxygen. At one time there was no oxygen on the planet. Oxygen was produced by plant life. The plants take in CO2 and give off O2. That is basic science. When you produce CO2 faster than plants can take it out of the air you have a problem. How could you make this problem worse. That is Trumps approach to everything. How can I make this worse? You could deregulate methane which is 84 times worse than CO2 for heating the planet. Yup, Trump wants to make it so we can put more methane into the air.
The air conditioning is out of order so here we sit at Erin's house, but it is not a serious problem. Sylvie is growing so fast. She is just about as tall as her mom and her grandma. That teenage nuclear bomb is approaching quickly. Sylvie is in the fifth grade. As an only child she is living a good life. Very little she wants or needs does not come to fruition. All things considered she is surviving well. Sylvie got another part in a play. They want to give all the kids a chance, so they did not give Sylvie the lead part. Of course we all know she is the best, but the other kids must be encouraged. After all we are not Republicans where the winner takes all and the peasants starve.
The air conditioning is out of order so here we sit at Erin's house, but it is not a serious problem. Sylvie is growing so fast. She is just about as tall as her mom and her grandma. That teenage nuclear bomb is approaching quickly. Sylvie is in the fifth grade. As an only child she is living a good life. Very little she wants or needs does not come to fruition. All things considered she is surviving well. Sylvie got another part in a play. They want to give all the kids a chance, so they did not give Sylvie the lead part. Of course we all know she is the best, but the other kids must be encouraged. After all we are not Republicans where the winner takes all and the peasants starve.
Thursday, August 29, 2019
Blast Off
Slightly after 6 A.M. and the ship is being readied for the trip to Colorado. The amount of junk filling the pickup truck is a bit astonishing. Two bikes are in the back and the back seat is jammed. It will be a biking, hiking, trip. Winkie has all sorts of stuff from the garden to give to the kids. Old Jeb is getting married and that will be the main event. Jeb has what might be considered a dream job. Jeb is a sales rep for a brewery. Imagine going around suggesting to people they drink beer.
Trump's lying is amazing. He actually lies about lying. More amazing are his fans that are incapable of seeing his fraud. Trump's assault on the environment, health care, education, science and decency just goes on and on. If you are a worthless lickspittle and scoundrel Trump has a job for you.
Recently a couple of his old buddies have turned on him. Back stabbing 101 is a popular course at the White House. Trump expects loyalty, but does not have an once of it himself. Trump would push his grandmother down the stairs in a wheelchair if it would get him better poll numbers.
The good old Hoopleheads are still with the Trumpster. Recently Trump has turned on Fox News. Yet most of that gang of idiots is still with him. Over and over Trump has made it clear the supply of idiots is way higher than anyone ever predicted.
Trump's latest gambit to have the next G7 meeting at his place is beyond belief. Such a conflict of interest and so blatant. Of course the good old Hoopleheads just don't notice as Trump milks the public to support his own wallet.
Trump's lying is amazing. He actually lies about lying. More amazing are his fans that are incapable of seeing his fraud. Trump's assault on the environment, health care, education, science and decency just goes on and on. If you are a worthless lickspittle and scoundrel Trump has a job for you.
Recently a couple of his old buddies have turned on him. Back stabbing 101 is a popular course at the White House. Trump expects loyalty, but does not have an once of it himself. Trump would push his grandmother down the stairs in a wheelchair if it would get him better poll numbers.
The good old Hoopleheads are still with the Trumpster. Recently Trump has turned on Fox News. Yet most of that gang of idiots is still with him. Over and over Trump has made it clear the supply of idiots is way higher than anyone ever predicted.
Trump's latest gambit to have the next G7 meeting at his place is beyond belief. Such a conflict of interest and so blatant. Of course the good old Hoopleheads just don't notice as Trump milks the public to support his own wallet.
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Slow Start
Jeb is going to marry up and the Kadizzles are going to the soirée. Today we were supposed to leave, but the process of packing is going slowly so the trip has been postponed for a day. Now fearless leader is proposing one more delay.
Mrs. Kadizzle plans to hike from one side of the Grand Canyon to the other with some friends. Kadizzle is supposed to drive to the North Side and pick them up. Kadizzle will have to entertain himself while they do the hike. The plan is to explore with the electric bike.
Kadizzle was shocked when he figured the milage for this gambit. Should we take the car of the truck? The car will get about 22 mpg and the truck 16. Neither is very good, but on that distance six miles per gallon makes a big difference. Well the hell with it just add some more CO2 to the air, no one cares, besides it is getting cold and we could use some warmth.
If you want to be depressed watch the video posted below. Hard times come again no more. As Kadizzle watched he could not help but think of the one percent pissing away money while so many suffer. Of course it is all just a matter of degree. The most disturbing thing in the video is a picture of a buzzard sitting before a starving child waiting for the child to die so the buzzard can eat the remains. With this picture in your head think about Trump golfing.
Mrs. Kadizzle plans to hike from one side of the Grand Canyon to the other with some friends. Kadizzle is supposed to drive to the North Side and pick them up. Kadizzle will have to entertain himself while they do the hike. The plan is to explore with the electric bike.
Kadizzle was shocked when he figured the milage for this gambit. Should we take the car of the truck? The car will get about 22 mpg and the truck 16. Neither is very good, but on that distance six miles per gallon makes a big difference. Well the hell with it just add some more CO2 to the air, no one cares, besides it is getting cold and we could use some warmth.
If you want to be depressed watch the video posted below. Hard times come again no more. As Kadizzle watched he could not help but think of the one percent pissing away money while so many suffer. Of course it is all just a matter of degree. The most disturbing thing in the video is a picture of a buzzard sitting before a starving child waiting for the child to die so the buzzard can eat the remains. With this picture in your head think about Trump golfing.
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Gravity attacks
Gravity is a constant danger. Remember it is gravity that brings you to the ground with a thud. Also it is gravity that racks up those numbers on the bathroom scale. Good cooks are part of gravities gang. Yesterday Honest Omar and Mrs Honest prepared a great meal for the Kadizzles. So today Kadizzle must fight back against gravity and resist the sideways pull of gravity. Most people think gravity only pull one toward the center of the Earth. There are other forms of gravity that pull people towards refrigerators, comfortable chairs, and even beds.
Kadizzle took a test in the New York Times today about climate change and did not do that well on ranking the biggest problems. Try taking the test. Our planet is in big trouble. Humans are trying to cure a planet of fire with thoughts and prayers. Just like the gun battle, thoughts and prayers will not save the planet. As if that were not bad enough we have a president who is doing the work of Satan, the Russians, and doing his best to destroy any reasonable approach to the climate problem. The mother of all rats, The Donald skipped the G7 meeting on climate. Trump golfs while the Amazon burns, and the oceans rise.
We might squeak out the door before the planet is toast, but not our children. Republicans don't care about the next generation. Money, money, money is all Republicans care about. Try breathing money, try eating money, try patching your cancer with money.
Look at the people with money who are in prison, abusing little children, and doing what Republicans do. How much do the rich need before they will allow the rest of the human beings to live a decent life?
Kadizzle took a test in the New York Times today about climate change and did not do that well on ranking the biggest problems. Try taking the test. Our planet is in big trouble. Humans are trying to cure a planet of fire with thoughts and prayers. Just like the gun battle, thoughts and prayers will not save the planet. As if that were not bad enough we have a president who is doing the work of Satan, the Russians, and doing his best to destroy any reasonable approach to the climate problem. The mother of all rats, The Donald skipped the G7 meeting on climate. Trump golfs while the Amazon burns, and the oceans rise.
We might squeak out the door before the planet is toast, but not our children. Republicans don't care about the next generation. Money, money, money is all Republicans care about. Try breathing money, try eating money, try patching your cancer with money.
Look at the people with money who are in prison, abusing little children, and doing what Republicans do. How much do the rich need before they will allow the rest of the human beings to live a decent life?
Monday, August 26, 2019
Shaniki the railroad man
Shanik will be driving railroad crews around. Old Shanik is addicted to driving, so it may be a perfect fit. When the trains stop someone has to go out and switch the crews. Maybe he will make his first run today. Part of the job is being on hot standby waiting for a call. The job is like Uber for the railroad.
Kadizzle has accidentally worked himself into the position of curtain repair man. Now when the strings in the curtains break at home or the neighbors Kadizzle has to rethread and fix the damn things. The moral of the store is stay incompetent.
Fall is fast approaching. Winkie has decided to hike the Grand Canyon rim to rim with some friends. Kadizzle has been down an back twice, but does not need to go from one side to the other. It will be about a three day venture. Kadizzle will be the Uber driver and pick up the gang on the other side. This adventure should start next week. Off to Denver then on to the Grand Canyon.
How about some politics? Kadizzle will take a hit and a recession if it means getting rid of the idiot in chief. Since Trump is known in legal circles as Individual 1 when he is child molesting or using prostitutes Kadizzle will need to name a friend Individual 2.
Individual 2 is a good friend of Kadizzle. Kadizzle tried his best to save Individual 2 from his misguided vote for Trump. More than likely it all came down to abortion. Now Individual 2 is amazed at what a hopeless childish mess Individual 1 is. In fact Individual 2 was telling Kadizzle how Trump was bringing us fascism. Individual 2 has seen the light but has such a hard time changing. Years ago Kadizzle told Individual 2 that Toyotas were very reliable and good cars. Individual 2 explained he could not buy a Toyota because his father would never buy a Japanese car. Then one day Kadizzle walked down the street and saw a Toyota Camray parked in Individual 2's drivway. It had an out of state license. Kadizzle guessed it was the Dad who would not buy Japanese. Then the Dad bought another Toyota. Dad had changed, could Individual 2 change? A few years went by and Individual 2 finally bought one Toyota, then another. Now Individual 2 is happy with his cars. Can Individual 2 break out of the Republican rut. How many people vote Republican because Dad did. Dad might be dead. Did Dad ever know how bad Republicans could get. If Dad was alive would he vote for an idiot like Trump. It would be an insult to think your Dad is or was that stupid. So honor your Dad and show him you can change. Your dad changed.
Kadizzle has accidentally worked himself into the position of curtain repair man. Now when the strings in the curtains break at home or the neighbors Kadizzle has to rethread and fix the damn things. The moral of the store is stay incompetent.
Fall is fast approaching. Winkie has decided to hike the Grand Canyon rim to rim with some friends. Kadizzle has been down an back twice, but does not need to go from one side to the other. It will be about a three day venture. Kadizzle will be the Uber driver and pick up the gang on the other side. This adventure should start next week. Off to Denver then on to the Grand Canyon.
How about some politics? Kadizzle will take a hit and a recession if it means getting rid of the idiot in chief. Since Trump is known in legal circles as Individual 1 when he is child molesting or using prostitutes Kadizzle will need to name a friend Individual 2.
Individual 2 is a good friend of Kadizzle. Kadizzle tried his best to save Individual 2 from his misguided vote for Trump. More than likely it all came down to abortion. Now Individual 2 is amazed at what a hopeless childish mess Individual 1 is. In fact Individual 2 was telling Kadizzle how Trump was bringing us fascism. Individual 2 has seen the light but has such a hard time changing. Years ago Kadizzle told Individual 2 that Toyotas were very reliable and good cars. Individual 2 explained he could not buy a Toyota because his father would never buy a Japanese car. Then one day Kadizzle walked down the street and saw a Toyota Camray parked in Individual 2's drivway. It had an out of state license. Kadizzle guessed it was the Dad who would not buy Japanese. Then the Dad bought another Toyota. Dad had changed, could Individual 2 change? A few years went by and Individual 2 finally bought one Toyota, then another. Now Individual 2 is happy with his cars. Can Individual 2 break out of the Republican rut. How many people vote Republican because Dad did. Dad might be dead. Did Dad ever know how bad Republicans could get. If Dad was alive would he vote for an idiot like Trump. It would be an insult to think your Dad is or was that stupid. So honor your Dad and show him you can change. Your dad changed.
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Old Men take third place
As the boat was tossed about Stroupini struggled to help Jan take off the ripped mainsail and replace it. Changing a mainsail with the boat healed over at 35 degrees in a strong wind is not do da, but our crew managed. It was like changing a flat tire without stopping the car, but we did it. Jan, Stoupini, and Kadizzle were racing Xanadu. That was the first big boat Kadizzle owned. Now the boat belonged to Jan. A forty year old sail was bound to become toilet paper in a big wind.
The race course was over to Prairie Dog Island and back. The wind was from the south and we had to go right into it. Once around the island it was a downhill slide back to the finish line. Xanadu had a photo finish with Point B another boat about our size. Kadizzle knew from the old days that we could have really made up some time on the last leg by putting up more sail, but Stroupini and Jan were too worn down from the sail replacement to put up more sail. In the end it was a lot of fun and a great race, but Kadizzle is really feeling his age after being out in a howling wind, and rough seas all day.
The race course was over to Prairie Dog Island and back. The wind was from the south and we had to go right into it. Once around the island it was a downhill slide back to the finish line. Xanadu had a photo finish with Point B another boat about our size. Kadizzle knew from the old days that we could have really made up some time on the last leg by putting up more sail, but Stroupini and Jan were too worn down from the sail replacement to put up more sail. In the end it was a lot of fun and a great race, but Kadizzle is really feeling his age after being out in a howling wind, and rough seas all day.
Friday, August 23, 2019
Lumpadiglitus
Lumpa-digli- itus: A condition that results from failure to walk by ice cream, pie, cake, or food in general. Kadizzle has lumpadiglitus. Symtoms: pants may feel tight, going up and down steps seems harder, seats sink lower, bed caves in, food taste so good.
Lumpadiglitus is also known as dunlaps disease. That is when your belly dun laps over your belt.
There is no known treatment for lumpadiglitus. People recommend easing they symptoms by staying away from the refrigerator, the cupboards, the wine storage, and the grill. All of them can cause the infection that make the mid section swell.
People suffering are often afraid of scales, being seen naked, and asked to walk up steps.
The lumpadiglitus society recommends a twelve step program. First take twelve steps away from food, then take twelve steps in any direction, and continue taking twelve steps until you actually get some exercise.
The society has weekly meetings where rotten food is served, and all dishes are meant to be disgusting. Often we invite a terrible cook to make a meal. The room is surrounded by mirrors and 25 pound sacks of potatoes so we can figure how many sacks we weigh.
There is a handout for your spouse which has remarks they can make like " That shirt used to fit you" or " Do you want me to buy you a new belt?".
Lumpadiglitus is fatal. No person with lumpadiglitus has ever lived beyond 110 years old.
Lumpers are what we call each other. Now if you like to watch birds that is fine, but you can go to Walmart and watch lumpers. How do you spot a lumper. First look for the shadow. A lumper will cast a large shadow. In fact many lumpers have part time jobs providing shade at weddings. Next look at the lumpers shopping cart. A good lumper will make a ring of sugar drinks around the top of the cart. This makes it possible to stack the Cheetos higher. Most lumpers wear comfortable clothes like pajamas and sweat pants. A good lumper will drive an electric cart around the store.
So Kadizzle will sign off with a cup of coffee in front of him. This is the second or third cup and each cup has some Agave in it. The agave is like glue for the fat cells that stick to Kadizzle.
Lumpadiglitus is also known as dunlaps disease. That is when your belly dun laps over your belt.
There is no known treatment for lumpadiglitus. People recommend easing they symptoms by staying away from the refrigerator, the cupboards, the wine storage, and the grill. All of them can cause the infection that make the mid section swell.
People suffering are often afraid of scales, being seen naked, and asked to walk up steps.
The lumpadiglitus society recommends a twelve step program. First take twelve steps away from food, then take twelve steps in any direction, and continue taking twelve steps until you actually get some exercise.
The society has weekly meetings where rotten food is served, and all dishes are meant to be disgusting. Often we invite a terrible cook to make a meal. The room is surrounded by mirrors and 25 pound sacks of potatoes so we can figure how many sacks we weigh.
There is a handout for your spouse which has remarks they can make like " That shirt used to fit you" or " Do you want me to buy you a new belt?".
Lumpadiglitus is fatal. No person with lumpadiglitus has ever lived beyond 110 years old.
Lumpers are what we call each other. Now if you like to watch birds that is fine, but you can go to Walmart and watch lumpers. How do you spot a lumper. First look for the shadow. A lumper will cast a large shadow. In fact many lumpers have part time jobs providing shade at weddings. Next look at the lumpers shopping cart. A good lumper will make a ring of sugar drinks around the top of the cart. This makes it possible to stack the Cheetos higher. Most lumpers wear comfortable clothes like pajamas and sweat pants. A good lumper will drive an electric cart around the store.
So Kadizzle will sign off with a cup of coffee in front of him. This is the second or third cup and each cup has some Agave in it. The agave is like glue for the fat cells that stick to Kadizzle.
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Didn't notice you were mentally ill.
Stroupini and Kadizzle went to the Subway hall to have lunch. Sitting there was an old guy famous in Hazen for being a few bubbles off. The old fellow told us how on their farm they used to bury rocks to provide nitrogen to the soil. Politely we listened to the nonsense, but we knew the fellow was not running with a full tank.
This brings us to our president. Trump is simply mentally ill. The amazing thing are the people who just don't notice. Trump often speaks incoherently. No problem. Trump thinks he might be sent by God. Of course. Trump believes he is the greatest everything. OK. The Trumpster is nuts, yet you have adults who just don't notice. Within minutes Trump will reverse himself and lie like a dog, but his followers and supporters just don't notice.
Fall is coming like a freight train. Kadizzle has been asked to race his old sailboat Xanadu. It will be fun to race the boat like we did in the old days. Now for a little bragging. If we manage to win it will be the third or fourth time the Kadizzle crew wins the race. In fact the only time anyone else has won was last year when we did not participate. The race committee at the last race we were in told us that if we won we would be awarded the second place prize. This begged the question, what if we came in second would we get first place? That would be a strange race where you had to come in second to win. Strangely coming in second in a sailboat race would be very difficult. Sailboat races are handicapped so you don't actually know how well you are doing until the race is over. A timed handicap means the winning boat must beat the next boat by a certain amount of time. On the water . you have no real idea of how much time the boat behind you is. Now, for a little honesty. Most of the racers are inexperienced. Then there is one more factor there are not that many boats. Very few may show up for the race. In fact it could be down to three, so getting third place will not be hard.
This brings us to our president. Trump is simply mentally ill. The amazing thing are the people who just don't notice. Trump often speaks incoherently. No problem. Trump thinks he might be sent by God. Of course. Trump believes he is the greatest everything. OK. The Trumpster is nuts, yet you have adults who just don't notice. Within minutes Trump will reverse himself and lie like a dog, but his followers and supporters just don't notice.
Fall is coming like a freight train. Kadizzle has been asked to race his old sailboat Xanadu. It will be fun to race the boat like we did in the old days. Now for a little bragging. If we manage to win it will be the third or fourth time the Kadizzle crew wins the race. In fact the only time anyone else has won was last year when we did not participate. The race committee at the last race we were in told us that if we won we would be awarded the second place prize. This begged the question, what if we came in second would we get first place? That would be a strange race where you had to come in second to win. Strangely coming in second in a sailboat race would be very difficult. Sailboat races are handicapped so you don't actually know how well you are doing until the race is over. A timed handicap means the winning boat must beat the next boat by a certain amount of time. On the water . you have no real idea of how much time the boat behind you is. Now, for a little honesty. Most of the racers are inexperienced. Then there is one more factor there are not that many boats. Very few may show up for the race. In fact it could be down to three, so getting third place will not be hard.
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
Money trickles uphill
Government has one main function and that is to distribute things. Government decides how much money goes where. Does it go to health care or does it got to the military? Does it go to education or to sugar subsidies? Government is simply a giant distribution scheme. It is not a one way street. Not only does government decide how the money goes out, but it also decides how it comes in. Republicans realize that when you control government you can have the money come in from the working class and go out to the rich. So Republicans simply take control of the government. How do they do that? The main tools are fear, ignorance, and just plain lying. Who provides the fear ignorance, and lying? Donald Trump, Fox News, and a population engaged in sports as theater do the trick. Republicans know facts and reality are their worst enemy, so why not do away with both? This explains the invention of " fake news". Now we have all kinds of truth and facts. If you believe it, it is true, and that is the new standard.
How will this all unfold? People never pay attention until they are uncomfortable. If you have enough to eat, a warm place to let your bowels loose, and a flat screen TV you don't care if you are being robbed blind. As long as people are comfortable no need to get upset about how things are distributed.
There is a problem. Even though you are sitting in your living room watching TV and eating a pizza if the water starts coming in under your door you got a problem. The subtle destruction of the environment cannot be ignored once your house starts to go under water. Tornados will interrupt Jeapordy. Then of course there is the fundamental problem of breathing. Sometimes the air gets so bad it kills people.
Now back to the beginning. What if you take everything? As a country we have taken everything. That could result in the people you took it from coming to get it back. These people are called immigrants. Once you rob the world and the world is a miserable place the people you robbed may want to come to your house.
Republican believe in the " Hell with everyone, I got mine". In all of history this has never worked. Once a small group of people take it all the revolution begins, and the greedy bastards we call Republican sometimes loose their heads, then it starts all over.
Well back to the depression. What was the depression all about? The depression was all about the people on top taking it all. It got to the point that either they gave some back or lost their heads. They did give some back, but only enough to start the cycle one more time.
Here we are once more where all the money has tricked to the top and we are approaching the time when the Hoopleheads may wake up. What will wake up the Hoopleheads? Time has a way of making us all older. There is an abundance of people nearing retirement age, but they will not be able to retire, not enough money. When the people now in their late forties, and early fifties start to realize they just will never be able to retire they will ask the question " How come mom and dad got to retire, but we have to work until we die? The people will see that the Republicans enabled a few rich people to steal everything. The take back cycle will start over.
Who cares? I got mine, and it looks like I can make it to the finish line, but pity our children, we robbed them blind with the help of The Donald, The Kevin Cramer, and Kelly Armstrong. Hopefully their heads will be the first to roll if and when the revolution comes.
How will this all unfold? People never pay attention until they are uncomfortable. If you have enough to eat, a warm place to let your bowels loose, and a flat screen TV you don't care if you are being robbed blind. As long as people are comfortable no need to get upset about how things are distributed.
There is a problem. Even though you are sitting in your living room watching TV and eating a pizza if the water starts coming in under your door you got a problem. The subtle destruction of the environment cannot be ignored once your house starts to go under water. Tornados will interrupt Jeapordy. Then of course there is the fundamental problem of breathing. Sometimes the air gets so bad it kills people.
Now back to the beginning. What if you take everything? As a country we have taken everything. That could result in the people you took it from coming to get it back. These people are called immigrants. Once you rob the world and the world is a miserable place the people you robbed may want to come to your house.
Republican believe in the " Hell with everyone, I got mine". In all of history this has never worked. Once a small group of people take it all the revolution begins, and the greedy bastards we call Republican sometimes loose their heads, then it starts all over.
Well back to the depression. What was the depression all about? The depression was all about the people on top taking it all. It got to the point that either they gave some back or lost their heads. They did give some back, but only enough to start the cycle one more time.
Here we are once more where all the money has tricked to the top and we are approaching the time when the Hoopleheads may wake up. What will wake up the Hoopleheads? Time has a way of making us all older. There is an abundance of people nearing retirement age, but they will not be able to retire, not enough money. When the people now in their late forties, and early fifties start to realize they just will never be able to retire they will ask the question " How come mom and dad got to retire, but we have to work until we die? The people will see that the Republicans enabled a few rich people to steal everything. The take back cycle will start over.
Who cares? I got mine, and it looks like I can make it to the finish line, but pity our children, we robbed them blind with the help of The Donald, The Kevin Cramer, and Kelly Armstrong. Hopefully their heads will be the first to roll if and when the revolution comes.
Monday, August 19, 2019
Religion is a business
Churches are nothing but a mildly disguised business. The church is similar to a casino. You put money in and get nothing back but hope. Both churches and casinos prey on delusional people. Yes you can get to heaven with the right amount of money in the plate, or in the slot machine. Look at churches and what they do with the money. In Phoenix you see where the Mormons spent millions upon millions on buildings, same is true with the casinos. When you want to impress the people you are about to rob always do it in a giant building with all the trimmings.
An old friend of Kadizzle's went into the insane cathedral in Richardton, North Dakota. Ray, who called himself and orthodox atheist said " I'll bet a lot of farmers went broke building this place".
This all brings us to the time when Kadizzle asked Pat Robertson to help a family in Pick City, North Dakota. Kadizzle called up the 800 number and asked for help for a family in need. The rotten bastards said they cannot just send money out on the word of Kadizzle. Well they sure as hell don't check when the money comes in. Pat's gang of thieves never checks to see if the people he is robbing can afford to be robbed, but Pat has to investigate before he helps a family. In the end the poor guy Kadizzle was trying to help committed suicide and left a two year old baby. That is American religion in action. Pat Robertson has 600 million he bilked from old ladies.
Religion is a game where you can steal tax free. Back in the home town of Wheeling, West Virginia the good old Bishop was stealing millions from the Catholic Church. Bishop Bilkmore lived in a four million dollar home, had one hundred dollar flower arrangements sent every day, gave some gay priest tens of thousands, and lived well on the 250 million endowment an oil heir left the church. Go to Las Vegas or Rome and you will see where the money of fools goes.
Now think about this, if you invested in the stock market instead of gods thieves on Earth how would it have turned out? Every month if you invested what you put in the church what would you have?
More than likely you would have a considerable sum. You could use this money to truly help people, not build megalithic churches. What could be more wasteful than a huge building used once a week for a few hours. Why not build a pyramid?
An old friend of Kadizzle's went into the insane cathedral in Richardton, North Dakota. Ray, who called himself and orthodox atheist said " I'll bet a lot of farmers went broke building this place".
This all brings us to the time when Kadizzle asked Pat Robertson to help a family in Pick City, North Dakota. Kadizzle called up the 800 number and asked for help for a family in need. The rotten bastards said they cannot just send money out on the word of Kadizzle. Well they sure as hell don't check when the money comes in. Pat's gang of thieves never checks to see if the people he is robbing can afford to be robbed, but Pat has to investigate before he helps a family. In the end the poor guy Kadizzle was trying to help committed suicide and left a two year old baby. That is American religion in action. Pat Robertson has 600 million he bilked from old ladies.
Religion is a game where you can steal tax free. Back in the home town of Wheeling, West Virginia the good old Bishop was stealing millions from the Catholic Church. Bishop Bilkmore lived in a four million dollar home, had one hundred dollar flower arrangements sent every day, gave some gay priest tens of thousands, and lived well on the 250 million endowment an oil heir left the church. Go to Las Vegas or Rome and you will see where the money of fools goes.
Now think about this, if you invested in the stock market instead of gods thieves on Earth how would it have turned out? Every month if you invested what you put in the church what would you have?
More than likely you would have a considerable sum. You could use this money to truly help people, not build megalithic churches. What could be more wasteful than a huge building used once a week for a few hours. Why not build a pyramid?
Sunday, August 18, 2019
Stroupini's Shed
Old Stroupini decided to move into town. On his new lot at his in town house is a shed. Stroupini wants to reside the shed with lumber reclaimed from his bank. Kadizzle has been the assistant carpenter on the project. We have two sides done and the cedar siding looks pretty nice. To old duffers putting along slowly, but so far it has turned out well. With a sunny day in front of us we may make some good progress today.
The one percent is doing just fine. Yesterday we had to go to the lake to get some lumber. Up on the lake the one percent is striking gold. Multi million dollar homes are springing up. Meanwhile the slummers are working for 7 bucks an hour. Of course the poor got themselves in the fix. Just like Jesus got himself in a fix for opening up his mouth and asking people to share. Now we have the new messiah Donald Trump. The Donald will bring guns to everyone along with some nice tax breaks for the rich. Can Donald raise Epstein from the dead? If the Donald could then Epstein could tell everyone it was the Clintons that killed him.
Imagine the insanity of The Donald claiming the Clintons murdered the child sex ring service leader. The Red Hats will buy any insanity the Donald puts out.
The one percent is doing just fine. Yesterday we had to go to the lake to get some lumber. Up on the lake the one percent is striking gold. Multi million dollar homes are springing up. Meanwhile the slummers are working for 7 bucks an hour. Of course the poor got themselves in the fix. Just like Jesus got himself in a fix for opening up his mouth and asking people to share. Now we have the new messiah Donald Trump. The Donald will bring guns to everyone along with some nice tax breaks for the rich. Can Donald raise Epstein from the dead? If the Donald could then Epstein could tell everyone it was the Clintons that killed him.
Imagine the insanity of The Donald claiming the Clintons murdered the child sex ring service leader. The Red Hats will buy any insanity the Donald puts out.
Saturday, August 17, 2019
Taking a brick for a ride
Well old Kadizzle took the city official for a tour of the slum warriors yesterday in Hazen. Did not get much reaction. When are you going to do something? " Well we need to work on it". Let's see it has been six years and he old junked truck still sits in the driveway up the street. " Well the police are busy with other stuff". Yup the town of Hazen is crawling with drug dealers and gangs. Yup that sure looks like a yard full of junk. Hmmm well you know we are working on it.
Good old Kevin Cramer the worst lickspittle ever to breathe air answered my letter. Kadizzle asked the honorable suck up what he was going to do to raise the cap on social security so the rich would have to pay in. Back comes a computer generated letter that sings the praises of Trump and never mentions the subject Kadizzle asked about.
Just ignore the complainers seems to be what works in this country. Kadizzle and the Mrs. Kadizzle just saw a short segment about how Trump won man of the year in Michigan. There is no such award, and no record Trump ever won it, but who cares the Hoopleheads will believe anything the liar in chief says.
Good old Kevin Cramer the worst lickspittle ever to breathe air answered my letter. Kadizzle asked the honorable suck up what he was going to do to raise the cap on social security so the rich would have to pay in. Back comes a computer generated letter that sings the praises of Trump and never mentions the subject Kadizzle asked about.
Just ignore the complainers seems to be what works in this country. Kadizzle and the Mrs. Kadizzle just saw a short segment about how Trump won man of the year in Michigan. There is no such award, and no record Trump ever won it, but who cares the Hoopleheads will believe anything the liar in chief says.
Friday, August 16, 2019
The Jihad
Sadly Hazen is afflicted with blind public servants. The city commissioners cannot see the cars parked on the sidewalk or the junk piling up in yards. This morning Kadizzle is going to take one of the city commissioners on a tour of Hazen and let him use his cane to find the junk. One stop on the junk tour will be over by the little old ladies house. The little old lady has a yard neatly kept and takes pride in the area. A slum warrior moved into the house in front of her and peppered the yard with junk. Little old lady confronted the city commissioners about the junk infestation. The simple minded commissioners suggested she build a fence so she does not have to see the collection.
Yesterday Kadizzle was riding his ebike past some a slum warrior nest. The slummers dog must have smelled Kadizzle. Kadizzle smells like a bacon cheeseburger to a dog. The dog ran out and bit Kadizzle on the shoe. No harm done, but Kadizzle thought the dog would be a real danger to little children riding by. Fortunately Kadizzle had a hand saw with him. Stroupini had given Kadizzle the saw. With the saw as a sword Kadizzle fought off the dog. Kadizzle asked the police to come by and do something about the dog. The policeman mentioned that the slummers had been told they could not have chickens under their front porch. A slum infestation is something that gradually takes over and our commissioners don't seem to notice.
So at 9:30 Kadizzle will saddle up the wagon and take the blind commissioner on tour. One thing Stevie Wonder will get to see is the school bus that has been parked on the city boulevard for 25 years, and some of the other yard art.
Stroupini who always has a brilliant mind for dealing with the city commission suggested to Kadizzle that Kadizzle publish a Hazen calendar with monthly pictures of the rat nest.
Yesterday Kadizzle was riding his ebike past some a slum warrior nest. The slummers dog must have smelled Kadizzle. Kadizzle smells like a bacon cheeseburger to a dog. The dog ran out and bit Kadizzle on the shoe. No harm done, but Kadizzle thought the dog would be a real danger to little children riding by. Fortunately Kadizzle had a hand saw with him. Stroupini had given Kadizzle the saw. With the saw as a sword Kadizzle fought off the dog. Kadizzle asked the police to come by and do something about the dog. The policeman mentioned that the slummers had been told they could not have chickens under their front porch. A slum infestation is something that gradually takes over and our commissioners don't seem to notice.
So at 9:30 Kadizzle will saddle up the wagon and take the blind commissioner on tour. One thing Stevie Wonder will get to see is the school bus that has been parked on the city boulevard for 25 years, and some of the other yard art.
Stroupini who always has a brilliant mind for dealing with the city commission suggested to Kadizzle that Kadizzle publish a Hazen calendar with monthly pictures of the rat nest.
Thursday, August 15, 2019
How's that slavery workin for you?
If only everyone would read the New York Times. Today there is an article that explains how American capitalism is based on the plantation model. Slavery never went away, it just morphed into wage slavery. It is the same game. A few people take all the goodies, and everyone else works until they die. Quality of life means nothing in this country. Read how closely slave owners monitored production, then look at how UPS monitors it's slaves.
Your typical redneck has no conception of how the economy works. All the productivity gains since 1978 have gone to the top one percent. Who cares? As long as you have a good fairly new pickup truck, a nice fishing boat, some gas, and a six pack the world just does not get any better, until you try to retire, or you get hurt. The roads fall apart, teachers starve, and cancer kills us, but the truck runs great.
Your typical redneck has no conception of how the economy works. All the productivity gains since 1978 have gone to the top one percent. Who cares? As long as you have a good fairly new pickup truck, a nice fishing boat, some gas, and a six pack the world just does not get any better, until you try to retire, or you get hurt. The roads fall apart, teachers starve, and cancer kills us, but the truck runs great.
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Still Amazed
The Kadizzled brain is still spinning from encountering a Trumpster at the bank last year. Just the thought that such idiots are in responsible positions is a scary proposition. This morning Kadizzle read Paul Krugman. Do idiots every pick up some real news or real commentary? It is just hard to come to grips with the shear number of dolts wandering about. What does Trump have to do to alienate the dolts? So many people who once were his buddies have said he is " Off the rails". When you are at a magic show and the guy next to you insist the lady was sawed in half, you know you have a problem.
Monday, August 12, 2019
Wow
Kadizzle just went in the local bank for some insurance business. Kadizzle thought he saw a ND legislator working there. Kadizzle is so pissed about Republicans support for gun violence he decided to have a talk with what he thought was his ND rep. It turned out the fellow was no longer in the legislature. However, we had a little talk about gun violence. After the ex rep told Kadizzle he was for concealed carry, and would vote for Trump again the fellow asked Kadizzle if Kadizzle thought he was a redneck. Kadizzle answered yes. The scary thing is this guy is like so many walking around in the fog. If only he had been one of the current dolts in the legislature.
Gloomy days are piling up
So much rain in North Dakota is unusual, especially in August. Never has the grass been this green so late in the year. Kadizzle poured the fertilizer to the yard and we are raising hay.
The Trump dolts are amazing. Anyone with a sense of smell knows the Donald is a predator. The Donald and his gang have so many indications they were abusing young girls. Yet in spite of this you still have the simple minded with the Red Hats glued to their heads.
The level of sanity is incomprehensible. Blame it on the Clintons. The Clintons can control the weather. Greedy Republicans are innocent.
You know stupidity is rampant in North Dakota when KFYR radio can sell magic pillows to the Hoopleheads. The Hoopleheads go to church and Jesus tells them to pray for tax breaks. Kadizzle may strike it rich selling tin foil hats on KFYR radio.
What do you do on a rainy day? One endless job is trying to put the workshop in the basement in order. What do you throw out and what do you keep? Someday I may need that, even though I haven't for twenty years.
The Kadizzles have been trying to sell the homestead for over a year. The real estate market in Hazen is worse than bad. The coal industry is dying a slow death. Of course no one wants to admit the game is over. There is no plan for the future in North Dakota. Republicans want to go backwards. The good old days when the your could hunt Indians and own a few slaves. Those were the days when white was right. Trump can get us back there.
The Trump dolts are amazing. Anyone with a sense of smell knows the Donald is a predator. The Donald and his gang have so many indications they were abusing young girls. Yet in spite of this you still have the simple minded with the Red Hats glued to their heads.
The level of sanity is incomprehensible. Blame it on the Clintons. The Clintons can control the weather. Greedy Republicans are innocent.
You know stupidity is rampant in North Dakota when KFYR radio can sell magic pillows to the Hoopleheads. The Hoopleheads go to church and Jesus tells them to pray for tax breaks. Kadizzle may strike it rich selling tin foil hats on KFYR radio.
What do you do on a rainy day? One endless job is trying to put the workshop in the basement in order. What do you throw out and what do you keep? Someday I may need that, even though I haven't for twenty years.
The Kadizzles have been trying to sell the homestead for over a year. The real estate market in Hazen is worse than bad. The coal industry is dying a slow death. Of course no one wants to admit the game is over. There is no plan for the future in North Dakota. Republicans want to go backwards. The good old days when the your could hunt Indians and own a few slaves. Those were the days when white was right. Trump can get us back there.
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Walking Among Zombies
The planet is melting, the rich are fornicating with children, and the zombies just don't notice. As a plane flies into a mountain everyone on the plane is comfortable, warm, and enjoying their book. This is America. I am not in pain, I have plenty to eat, so why do you talk to me about tomorrow? Nothing changes, on it goes. The last time the country actually had enough cold hungry people to awaken was the depression. People noticed the rich stole the cheese. Slowly the rich got the cheese back, but until we are cold, hungry, and our cable TV is taken away we just don't care.
The wall is out there it is just a matter of time until we hit it. The gauge will go to empty as those following behind us move into the future.
It is a gloomy day here in the Dakotas. So why not some downbeat news. The Kadizzles went to the big house last night. The master put on a feed for the slaves. The slaves were all very grateful. It is the master who gives us jobs, and we owe him a lot. We were back in the homeland minding our own business when the master's gang showed up and promised us a better life picking cotton and planting rice. After we raise the crops it sure is nice of the old master to give us some to eat. Of course the master gives us a little better houses than the huts we used to have, but still not sure this was a good trade. Apparently God wanted it this way. The master lets us go to church and assures us his God meant us to do all the work and for him to have all the goodies. The master said if we were good and worked hard some day we could have our own slaves and a nice mansion. It sounds like the deal the Mormons offered us. If we give them ten percent when we die we can be God of our own planet. I want to be a Mormon, picking cotton is getting old.
The wall is out there it is just a matter of time until we hit it. The gauge will go to empty as those following behind us move into the future.
It is a gloomy day here in the Dakotas. So why not some downbeat news. The Kadizzles went to the big house last night. The master put on a feed for the slaves. The slaves were all very grateful. It is the master who gives us jobs, and we owe him a lot. We were back in the homeland minding our own business when the master's gang showed up and promised us a better life picking cotton and planting rice. After we raise the crops it sure is nice of the old master to give us some to eat. Of course the master gives us a little better houses than the huts we used to have, but still not sure this was a good trade. Apparently God wanted it this way. The master lets us go to church and assures us his God meant us to do all the work and for him to have all the goodies. The master said if we were good and worked hard some day we could have our own slaves and a nice mansion. It sounds like the deal the Mormons offered us. If we give them ten percent when we die we can be God of our own planet. I want to be a Mormon, picking cotton is getting old.
Thursday, August 08, 2019
Down the river
Debbie, Al, and Winky may go from the dam down to Stanton today on the Missouri. Debbie and Al may go on a standing paddle board. Could be some wet cold people before the day is over.
Trump has brought the country to it's knees with his total abdication of sanity. Kadizzle is absolutely amazed when he meets anyone who still stands by the racist in chief. The dolts are like weeds they just keep growing.
Hearing the pathetic spinners trying to justify the idiocy of Trump is a difficult mission. Kadizzle may turn on KFYR radio to get the tractor version of Trump is Jesus. Walking among the Trump supporters is just plain scary. These people resemble normal people, but you know if you opened their heads you would find mold and rot. Don't pick up a real newspaper because it will be frightening. The world is melting and so is the IQ of America.
Trump has brought the country to it's knees with his total abdication of sanity. Kadizzle is absolutely amazed when he meets anyone who still stands by the racist in chief. The dolts are like weeds they just keep growing.
Hearing the pathetic spinners trying to justify the idiocy of Trump is a difficult mission. Kadizzle may turn on KFYR radio to get the tractor version of Trump is Jesus. Walking among the Trump supporters is just plain scary. These people resemble normal people, but you know if you opened their heads you would find mold and rot. Don't pick up a real newspaper because it will be frightening. The world is melting and so is the IQ of America.
Wednesday, August 07, 2019
Kadizzle wins 10 million
Last month Kadizzle won 4 million dollars while he was at the top of the ladder painting the house. It was a real nuisance. Yesterday Kadizzle won the Publisher Clearing House 10 million dollar prize. Again it was a nuisance. Kadizzle just doesn't need anymore millions. Only Republicans need more, more, more. Well, John Tyler the representative from Publisher Clearing house explained to Kadizzle how he would collect his ten million. First John told Kadizzle to write down the secret number, and his badge number. John wanted to know if Kadizzle was home. John even asked Kadizzle his age and former occupation. Kadizzle told John he formerly worked for the FBI. John wanted to know what color Mercedes Kadizzle wanted and what interior. Kadizzle chose leather, and a black paint. Of course Kadizzle had to pay some cost to cover the taxes for the IRS. John asked Kadizzle how far the bank was from his house. Kadizzle told him it was less than a mile. John wanted to know if Kadizzle was dressed to go to the bank. Kadizzle already told John he had a credit card and a debit card.
The day was sunny and after all John had interrupted Kadizzle on a nice ebike ride around Harmony Lake. It was time to tell poor old John his whole thing was a scam. Kadizzle told John he was an FBI agent and electronically tracking him. John said " fuck you". This did not seem like a nice thing for a Publisher Clearing House employee to say. Kadizzle told John he had been on the line long enough to track him. John told Kadizzle " You will never catch me" and then John started angrily saying to Kadizzle " Fuck your bum, fuck your bum". Apparently John was British or Irish. Forgot to say John used some sort of computer device to disguise his voice. Well there goes another ten million that would have come in handy.
The day was sunny and after all John had interrupted Kadizzle on a nice ebike ride around Harmony Lake. It was time to tell poor old John his whole thing was a scam. Kadizzle told John he was an FBI agent and electronically tracking him. John said " fuck you". This did not seem like a nice thing for a Publisher Clearing House employee to say. Kadizzle told John he had been on the line long enough to track him. John told Kadizzle " You will never catch me" and then John started angrily saying to Kadizzle " Fuck your bum, fuck your bum". Apparently John was British or Irish. Forgot to say John used some sort of computer device to disguise his voice. Well there goes another ten million that would have come in handy.
Tuesday, August 06, 2019
Maybe the tide is turning
Kadizzle has a sense people may be coming out of the fog. That is the Trump fog. Just cannot put the finger on it, but seem to notice people who were or are of the Republican bent are beginning to become conscious about just how hopeless and immoral Trump is. Kadizzle has known a couple of people who were mum about the Trump nonsense who are now tapping around the edges of admitting we have a problem.
Paul Krugman who writes for the New York Times has a good article today. Krugman has exactly the view Kadizzle does about Trump. If Kadizzle had to chose two go to people Krugman and Bill Maher would be the ones. On a North Dakota level we have Tony Bender.
We can only hope.
In a sense Kadizzle had the mother of all victories last night. The Hazen City Commission finally passed a new ordinance dealing with the deplorables. It will be a false victory because just like the old ordinance they will not have the courage to actually implement it. This has been a six year battle.
Yesterday Kadizzle had a talk with a little old lady who lives nearby. She is a firecracker. Some deplorables bought the house in front of her house and immediately made the yard into a hoarder yard. She called the mayor and gave him the chew. I think she may have pushed the mayor over the top. There is something magic about angry little old ladies. You cannot yell at them, you cannot beat them, and they seem too much like grandma to ignore. When a little old lady tells you something you feel like you better do it and listen. Maybe if a little old lady would confront Trump and tell him what an A - hole he is it would work. Would Trump tell a little old lady to go back to the nursing home? Would he make up a nick name for her? It would all blow up in his face.
My good friend Dina Butcher started the Bad Ass Grandma program and it worked. Grandmas have power and we just need to activate the Grandma power in the country.
Paul Krugman who writes for the New York Times has a good article today. Krugman has exactly the view Kadizzle does about Trump. If Kadizzle had to chose two go to people Krugman and Bill Maher would be the ones. On a North Dakota level we have Tony Bender.
We can only hope.
In a sense Kadizzle had the mother of all victories last night. The Hazen City Commission finally passed a new ordinance dealing with the deplorables. It will be a false victory because just like the old ordinance they will not have the courage to actually implement it. This has been a six year battle.
Yesterday Kadizzle had a talk with a little old lady who lives nearby. She is a firecracker. Some deplorables bought the house in front of her house and immediately made the yard into a hoarder yard. She called the mayor and gave him the chew. I think she may have pushed the mayor over the top. There is something magic about angry little old ladies. You cannot yell at them, you cannot beat them, and they seem too much like grandma to ignore. When a little old lady tells you something you feel like you better do it and listen. Maybe if a little old lady would confront Trump and tell him what an A - hole he is it would work. Would Trump tell a little old lady to go back to the nursing home? Would he make up a nick name for her? It would all blow up in his face.
My good friend Dina Butcher started the Bad Ass Grandma program and it worked. Grandmas have power and we just need to activate the Grandma power in the country.
Sunday, August 04, 2019
Sunday Morning
Winkie and Kadizzle are up watching the recorded version of Bill Maher. No one hits it on the head better. Maher is toxic to Republicans and can fillet them better than anyone. If you want the highest quality most funny political information he is your guy.
New York Times has an article about the permafrost melting. The world is melting and people just keep singing zippity do da.
Well our new multi million dollar bathroom is complete and Kadizzle may go wash the body of sins. There is an idea in the head to take the electric bike and go to the lake today. To make it up there and back on one battery will take some serious peddling. Removing the chicken fat from this lumbering lard filled body is a necessity. Stay tuned.
New York Times has an article about the permafrost melting. The world is melting and people just keep singing zippity do da.
Well our new multi million dollar bathroom is complete and Kadizzle may go wash the body of sins. There is an idea in the head to take the electric bike and go to the lake today. To make it up there and back on one battery will take some serious peddling. Removing the chicken fat from this lumbering lard filled body is a necessity. Stay tuned.
Saturday, August 03, 2019
Range war may break out
Monday the City Commission will address a new ordinance that will have the deplorables enraged. A local junk collector chose the name deplorables for their group, not Kadizzle, but it is fitting. The deplorables feel it is their right to collect as much junk in their yards as they wish. The deplorable on our street has three junked pickup trucks, four boats, a fifth wheel, a junked car and miscellaneous other crap. Zoning laws mean nothing to the deplorables. The father of one of the deplorables calls their junk inventory. The deplorables are hoarders. Their mental illness takes place in their yards.
For over five years Kadizzle has been at war with the deplorables. The City Commission in Hazen is a gutless bunch that don't want to offend good old Joe the deplorable. One deplorable has had an old school bus full of junk on the city boulevard for ten years.
Monday there more than likely will be a room full of deplorables at city hall explaining how it is their right to own junked cars and keep them in their yard. There must be an amendment in the constitution that protects the junk dealers, just like it does the gun dealers.
More than likely the City Commission will cave to the deplorables. Every deplorable has a junker that " I am going to fix up". It never gets fixed up, it is there when the deplorable dies.
Hazen has a process for violating zoning laws. Old Joe the deplorable comes to the city commission. Old Joe wants to violate an ordinance. The city commissioners know everyone loves old Joe so they make an exception. Next Good old Willy comes in and wants to violate. Willy says " You let Joe do it, how about me". OK and the next thing you know there is pandemonium. Now you can drive around Hazen and see buildings that look like hell in the wrong place, junked cars, no sidewalks, and on it goes. Well the range war starts Monday come on down.
For over five years Kadizzle has been at war with the deplorables. The City Commission in Hazen is a gutless bunch that don't want to offend good old Joe the deplorable. One deplorable has had an old school bus full of junk on the city boulevard for ten years.
Monday there more than likely will be a room full of deplorables at city hall explaining how it is their right to own junked cars and keep them in their yard. There must be an amendment in the constitution that protects the junk dealers, just like it does the gun dealers.
More than likely the City Commission will cave to the deplorables. Every deplorable has a junker that " I am going to fix up". It never gets fixed up, it is there when the deplorable dies.
Hazen has a process for violating zoning laws. Old Joe the deplorable comes to the city commission. Old Joe wants to violate an ordinance. The city commissioners know everyone loves old Joe so they make an exception. Next Good old Willy comes in and wants to violate. Willy says " You let Joe do it, how about me". OK and the next thing you know there is pandemonium. Now you can drive around Hazen and see buildings that look like hell in the wrong place, junked cars, no sidewalks, and on it goes. Well the range war starts Monday come on down.
Friday, August 02, 2019
Praise be unto Jeeesus, it rained
The rain did what Kadizzle could not, watered the yard. Years ago Kadizzle installed his own Rube Goldberg lawn sprinkler system. Mrs. Kadizzle hated it, but it did deliver six thousand gallons an hour to the yard. The system fell into disuse and Kaddizle tried to revive it, but apparently some wildlife moved into the pipes.
With the setback Kadizzle set out to install the used pump Rodger gave him. Kadizzle began to pour money into the new mess. A little at a time the water got closer to the yard from the creek. As things started to look good Kadizzle turned on the pump and realized the power cord could not handle the needed electricity. The only solution was more money for a bigger cord. Well the hell with it. Today Kadizzle will sadly junk the whole project.
Kadizzle puts little time into his diatribes that get sent to the Bismarck Tribune. However, Tony Bender often had the same theme and does a much better job. Like Kadizzle Bender noticed what a terrible sad case our new representative Kelly Armstrong is. Bender wrote a good article about Armstong's attack on Mueller during the hearings.
Living in North Dakota has the feeling of living in Nazi Germany. When you live here you know there are Hoopleheads all around you who would vote for Satan if it got them a tax break. The phony Christianity that permeates the state only makes it worse. We love children until they are born. Here we sit in a state with a pile of money and we will not spend it unless it keeps Republicans in office.
With the setback Kadizzle set out to install the used pump Rodger gave him. Kadizzle began to pour money into the new mess. A little at a time the water got closer to the yard from the creek. As things started to look good Kadizzle turned on the pump and realized the power cord could not handle the needed electricity. The only solution was more money for a bigger cord. Well the hell with it. Today Kadizzle will sadly junk the whole project.
Kadizzle puts little time into his diatribes that get sent to the Bismarck Tribune. However, Tony Bender often had the same theme and does a much better job. Like Kadizzle Bender noticed what a terrible sad case our new representative Kelly Armstrong is. Bender wrote a good article about Armstong's attack on Mueller during the hearings.
Living in North Dakota has the feeling of living in Nazi Germany. When you live here you know there are Hoopleheads all around you who would vote for Satan if it got them a tax break. The phony Christianity that permeates the state only makes it worse. We love children until they are born. Here we sit in a state with a pile of money and we will not spend it unless it keeps Republicans in office.
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