Jasper Littlebottom is enthralled with the Rachel Madow show. Rachel is shooting up the Trump gang at an unprecedented pace. Hold it, stop everything. Kadizzle told Jasper to switch over to Fox. She did not. On Fox News it is a whole different world. Trump is being attacked in a coup. Saint Trumpus sent by God is under a massive attack by Democrats. Two worlds. Who lives in these worlds. Well we know what world the Hoopleheads live in. So today we get to go out on the street with zombies, the Hoopleheads. They wander around dazed. The Hoopleheads go to church and worship the Jesus who appointed the Trumpus. Imagine a cult where God has sent you Trump.
Littlebottom just burst into Kadizzle headquarters in the back room with sparks of conspiracy shooting from her head. Littlebottom is lecturing Kadizzle about how Russia is manipulating Trump.
Russia found a gold mine. Russia has discovered a thick vein of stupidity in our country. We have a supply of idiots that can be turned into Russian gold. Why build bombs and missiles when you have the Hoopleheads. Better yet you have Trump, Fox News, and the Republican party. Just dangle money in front of them and watch them dance the Russian dance. Republicans have brought our country to a standstill and the Russians jump with joy. It is better than a Walmart bargain for Putin. For pennies Putin has put our government in chaos. The Russians have destroyed reality in our country.
This is like unleashing a plague of stupidity. Capitalism thrives on greed. Greed is the gasoline that fuels the fire in this country.
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