Watching Television while the house burns down

There it is on NPR and everywhere else.  The oceans are warming, the planet is dying, and we just sit watching TV.  Ain't no problem.  Every city has people crawling like ants.  The highways are clogged 24 hours a day shooting pollution into the air.  So what a new place to eat just opened up. 

Kadizzle is trying to loose some weight.  Getting the chicken meat off is a struggle.  This morning the goat was to bust below an even ten mark.  Did not make it .  Missed by .4 lb.   Kadizzle probably has a sugar addiction. Brains love sugar.  The science says the brain must have sugar.  Normally the sugar comes from all the sugar just clogging Kadizzle's blood, but now hopefully Mr. Body must have to melt the fat to get some sugar.  However,  ain't no one goin to make Kadizzle give up some agave in his coffee.  Here is how the diet works.  You go as long as you can without eating.  You play beat the clock.  The first goal is noon.  No eating until noon.  If you make that goal you try to keep going.  Around three the food devils are all about.  No drinking wine.   The food devils come on strong late in the day.  This is when Jasper Littlebottom starts to cook.  Jasper can cook up a storm and recently she made some good guample.  May I digress?  What is guample.   Jasper has a unique ability to combine unknown things and make the result taste good.  Bob up the street loves to come down and have guample with us.  A typical guample has some meat, vegetables, and cheese.  It could be soupy or maybe it would resemble lasagna like her recent delicious guample.  If it taste good and you don't know what the hell it is, then it is guample.  Now the untrained version of guample popular for years is "hot dish".   Guample is many steps above.

So back to evaporating.  Jasper made some lasagna guample which we have had two nights in a row.  This will be night three.  This guample ages well and got better overnight in the fridge.

How about a little political complaining?  Trump, the worthless spoiled brat.  Kadizzle just cannot believe the elected rats in North Dakota will not abandon the con man.  This brings us to flummpers.  What are flumpers? Flumpers are people that wander around clueless and usually could not find their fingers if they were not attached to their arms.  In West Virginia flummpers were known for sitting on their porch watching the world go by.  You want to see flumpers go to Walmart.  The flumpers fill their carts with chips, pop, and stuffed animals.  A good flumper will have most of their body covered with tattoos. This finally gets us to the people who elected Trump.  Flumpers do not read.  If they do read it is coupons and sale fliers.  Where did the word come from?  It might have come from the fish you see out of water.  The fish flops around getting nowhere.  This is exactly what a flumper does.