The Deplorables

Hillary Clinton probably lost the election because she called out the deplorables.  Well, they live up the street. The Kadizzles came home from the Grand Canyon with high hopes the brave Hazen City Commission would have taken some action to clean up the junkyard at the end of our street.  Nope, the deplorables actually added to the collection when we were gone.  Kadizzle did a count yesterday.  The degenerats now have five boats, four junked pickups, one junked car, two utility trailers, a fifth wheel camper, and two jest skis.  Of course there is also a nice assortment of other crap laying around.

Upset with the total inability of the City of Hazen to deal with the ordinaces Kadizzle talked to two of the Commissioners.  Same old run around " I understand how you feel " or  "These things take time were working on it".  These things take time, six years have passed and the city has done absolutely nothing.  One common excuse is the police are so busy with other problems.  Yep, Hazen, North Dakota is a drug infested crime ridden town full of gangs that keep the police busy.

Grandpa deplorable confronted Kadizzle in the hardware store and said " You have no business checking on other people's inventory".   OK, hoarders, that is not trash you are collecting, it is inventory. 

So it is time for a Jihad.  Kadizzle is contemplating a calendar.  This is actually a suggestion from Stroupini.  Each month will feature a picture of one of Hazen's premier yards. Each City Commissioner will get one as a Christmas gift.