The Jihad

Sadly Hazen is afflicted with blind public servants.  The city commissioners cannot see the cars parked on the sidewalk or the junk piling up in yards.  This morning Kadizzle is going to take one of the city commissioners on a tour of Hazen and let him use his cane to find the junk.  One stop on the junk tour will be over by the little old ladies house.  The little old lady has a yard neatly kept and takes pride in the area. A slum warrior moved into the house in front of her and peppered the yard with junk.  Little old lady confronted the city commissioners about the junk infestation. The simple minded commissioners suggested she build a fence so she does not have to see the collection. 

Yesterday Kadizzle was riding his ebike past some a slum warrior nest.  The slummers dog must have smelled Kadizzle. Kadizzle smells like a bacon cheeseburger to a dog.  The dog ran out and bit Kadizzle on the shoe.  No harm done, but Kadizzle thought the dog would be a real danger to little children riding by.   Fortunately Kadizzle had a hand saw with him.  Stroupini had given Kadizzle the saw.   With the saw as a sword Kadizzle fought off the dog.  Kadizzle asked the police to come by and do something about the dog.  The policeman mentioned that the slummers had been told they could not have chickens under their front porch.  A slum infestation is something that gradually takes over and our commissioners don't seem to notice.

So at 9:30 Kadizzle will saddle up the wagon and take the blind commissioner on tour.  One thing Stevie Wonder will get to see is the school bus that has been parked on the city boulevard for 25 years, and some of the other yard art.

Stroupini who always has a brilliant mind for dealing with the city commission suggested to Kadizzle that Kadizzle publish a Hazen calendar with monthly pictures of the rat nest.