Home Alone

Home alone, the little dictator has gone to Bismarck to lighten our checking account.  Good thing she does not read this drivel. It will be quiet here and Kadizzle will be extremely confused walking in circles looking for meaning in life.  The choices are now endless, cause some trouble, change the oil on the motorcycle, cut the grass,  go on the remedigus.

Kadizzle could not sleep so he was in bed thinking about God.  How does God work? God has always puzzled Kadizzle.  Would someone explain prayer.  Why do you have to ask God to do what he should do anyway? God would you save the baby in the burning building? Maybe God is busy deciding who will win the Super Bowl. Kadizzle is amazed how cruel humans have treated humans.  Could God have just tweaked that a little?  None of it makes a bit of sense.  When you look at the big picture it simply shows how simple minded humans are.  For eternity humans have been wasting labor building insane pyramids, cathedrals, and every type of church.  What if God said " Forget that stuff and build the poor some houses. Build some hospitals and schools" , but no God loves big wasteful building used only once a week.  Is this insanity?  Finally Trump comes along and the same people that piss away countless dollars elect that idiot.  That should be the end for anyone with a pea sized brain, but no not the crowd that makes crooked preachers rich. 

This all get to the point of just how many hopelessly ignorant people are there?  There are hundreds of religions on this planet, but you just so happened to chose the right one?  Now for the best part.  Who has caused more wars and suffering than anyone? Yup, it is our old buddy God.  People have been torturing and killing each other over religion forever. If you don't believe my fantasy I'll kill you.  Sound like just the stuff they should teach in Sunday school. This all gets us to my favorite Sienfield quote " If you believe it, it is true".  Well if all those people get together on Sunday there must be something to it". 

This gets us to the good book.  People study the good book, and try to make sense of it.  It makes no sense.  You could just as easily study the phone book.  One thing that make no sense is the meanness of God.  When God got pissed he never just picked on the bad guy, he always killed everyone in sight.  The Bible is full of countless times when God blew away who groups of people.  Now remember in every group there are little children, and probably a lot of innocent people.  It was like when we used the atomic bomb.  Sure we got a lot of bad guys, but there were a lot of good people vaporized in the process.  Well God showed us the way.  So in the end you can see how church people voted for Trump.