Republican Jesus

Why not embrace Republican Jesus? Want to take more than your share? No problem with Tumpus of Nazareth. Nazareth is a golf course in Florida.  You like to tell a few lies, or steal from a charity? No problem with Trumpus Christ.  Why bother with that old Jesus that was such a nuisance when you can have Trumpus.  Trumpus is all for you. Take what you want the hell with everyone else. You can be the biggest, the greatest, and have the best words if only you will Embrace the Republican Jesus. Who else would let you grab pussies, insult the dead, and destroy everything you touch.  Yes, his hair might be fake, his religion fake, and every word he speaks a lie, but hasn't he shown you it can work.  Trumpus has performed miracles.  He made all the idiots wear red hats, he turned good men into sorrowful suck ups, he turned water into polluted water.  He loves little children, he puts them in cages.  If the phoney preachers on TV support  him, why can't you.  All you have to do is be born again, preferably into a rich family.