Awakening on another planet

To his amazement Kadizzle slept clear through the night. Could not believe the clock said 6:52 when he awakened in hippie paradise.  Today is laundry day.  Three out of four washing machines are broken and the same holds with the dryers.  With a need to regroup Kadizzle will spend one more day in hippie heaven.  The cash chisel worked.  Kadizzle asked the owner how much it would cost to stay if he paid cash.  The owner said " What do you want to pay?".  Kadizzle replied " Nothing".  The owner said they will not work.  Kadizzle then offered fifty dollars, which is about 35 real American.  The owner accepted, so here we are.  Looks like a dreary day.  Cannot decide if ebike rental is in the cards. The owner just stopped by seems like a very nice person.  He said he was in coal mining in Australia.  Kadizzle told him about his coal career.  This is a coal area so the owner told Kadizzle how to take a neat coal mining tour.  Also he said there is a magnificent waterfall hike.  The hike may take two hours so maybe Kadizzle will get going and do the hike.  After talking to the owner it seems there may be some good things to do around here, so here we go.