Niggifiddle Madness

 Everyone see the world differently.   The bane of Kadizzle's existance are the extreme niggifiddles.  Let's review, a niggifiddle is someone obsessesed with little things that really don't matter.  Everyone knows about OCD, obsessive compulsive disorder.  Winky is a niggifiddle. This morning's first discussion was " What is dirt?".  Niggifiddles see dirt everywhere, just like germs are everywhere.  This brings us to weeds.  Kadizzle pointed out to Winky there is no such thing as a weed.  A weed is something that someone has decided bothers them.  A dandelion is a classic case.  Some people eat dandelions, some people hate them in the yard.  So to some people it is a weed and to some people it is part of a salad.  As Kadizzle walked to the men's office today he noticed some sandy dirt on the sidewalk.  It occured to Kadizzle that bricks are just sandy dirt compressed and glued together.  We do not call bricks dirt, but we call them bricks even though they are " dirt ".  In the end it is perception.  For some reason people love order.  Order and cleanliness are fine, but when do you stop.  Kadizzle knows a niggifiddle that loved to constantly clean the windows.  Look at motorcycle riders.  Many of them look like scruffy bums, but they must have a super shiny motorcycle.  You can see the same thing with the simple minded pickup and car people. They look like a bum mauled by a mountain lion, but their vehicle is spotless.  Kadizzle has no problem with order and clean, but a sensible limit must be imposed.  At some point you cannot get anything done if you are obsessed with order.  A classic is a garage.  Some mechanics have spotless garages where everything is in place, others look like the laws of physics do not apply.  All this brings us to the worst obsession of the niggifiddles and that is imaginary dirt.  Imaginary dirt is everywhere.  It is on your hands, your shoes, under your arms in your underwear, your beard, your ears, it is everywhere.  You cannot see it, but it is there.  The problem is you can never clean enough to get rid of imaginary dirt. 

The universe is not orderly. The universe operates very much on random events. For the niggifiddle this is a disaster.  Trying to make a universe orderly that is not, can bring a lot of frustration.