Guess who's coming to dinner

Tonight Kadizzle and Jasper Littlebottom will have a prime rib dinner in Garrison to honor veterans.  Somehow Kadizzle signed on as driver for some good Republican friends.  The premier lickspittle will also be at the dinner. Kevin Cramer apparently will also be attending.  Maybe we can sit together.  Cramer is part of the father, son, and holy ghost gang.  The father, Donald Trump, the son, Kevin Cramer, the holy ghost Scott Hennen, and on the bench Rob Port. 

Kadizzle may have to wear duct tape over his mouth to the event, but that will be next to impossible with prime rib on the menu. However, if Cramer does a mass for Trump poor old Kadizzle may have to stuff some money down his shirt.  About a week ago Heidi was in Hazen and gave a wonderful compassionate speech.  Contrast this to the typical Republican rant about immigrants, and welfare cheats.

Activity here at The National Association for the Advancement of Humanity have been hectic.  Headquarters will soon be moving into the Earth Module for the winter season.  The little general Jasper Littlebottom had been her usual frantic self making preparations.  The gutters have been cleaned and re-cleaned.  The Earth Module has been prepped, new tires are on the truck, and hopefully we can light the fuse on Tuesday.

Kadizzle considers himself a Democratic socialist.  To Republicans that is something like VD or syphilis. This country needs more political parties.  The Republicans need to split of a party called the Deplorables.  Now when you claim to be a Republican or Democrat it means nothing.  If there were a Deplorable party it would be great.  If you asked someone what party they are in they could just say " I am a Deplorable."  It would immediately identify them as someone easily fooled, with no morals, and poor literacy.  No one represents the Deplorables better than the Donald.

The whole bomb thing keep Kadizzle thinking about his second amendment rights.  Will the NRA defend our right to make and mail bombs? It will sure be interesting when the NRA tells people the government is coming to get your bombs.  When the government outlaws bombs, only bombers will have bombs.  Think about that.  We are going to need bombs when those pesky people marching from the south come.  Old Cramer will no doubt fire up the Hoopleheads at dinner tonight with images of rapist headed this way.  Will the NRA have to turn into the NR&BA.  The National Rifle and Bomb association.  Will we be able to buy and sell bombs at gun show.  Maybe they will start calling them gun and bomb shows.  Nothing would be better than a bomb mishap at an NR&BA gun and bomb show.  Imagine the NRA dolts with 55 gallon drums of ammonium nitrate  If the NRA takes on the protection of bombs it will be just like guns.  My bomb is meaner than your bomb.  I have more bombs than you do.  So join the NRA and protect your right to blow up the congressman of your choice.