Arctic Dreams

The sun is still moving this direction, but has not yet appeared.  Returning to headquarters the Kadizzles found the toilet had been dripping for a week or two.  Of course Jasper got quite concerned.  So today the process starts. Clean up the mess.  Kadizzle did not think it was really that bad, but it looks like it will turn into a massive project which will end up with remodeling the bathroom.  So here we go.  The joys of home ownership.  Dealing with the insurance company will be fun.  Since they will have to pay up for the hurricanes, maybe,  they will be stingy.

Ah, the wonderful cold of winter.   A lot of yard work to do and the camper still has to be polished for the trip south.  The little prairie town seems much nicer after being in the big cities.  Being a country bumpkin with the frost on the pumpkin may not be so bad.  The biggest problem in the land of flatness is boredom.  There simply is not much to do in the middle of nowhere.  Now it is not bad in the summer, but in the winter you have hunting, maybe cross country skiing, and that is about it.  The Kadizzles have not been in ND for the winter in a long time, but the new recreation center in Beulah would be a savior.  If old Kadizzle could play some racket ball or hand ball perhaps the chicken meat would melt off.

It is a strange world when a reality show star becomes president.  The presidency has now become a reality show.  Every time you think it cannot get more bizarre it does.  If you did not see the Kanye West thing, then you better.  Trump invites a mentally ill black man to the Oval office to show he loves black people.  The real taker of the cake was the language Mr. Rapper used.  Bi polar Mr. West shot the "F" word around like snowflakes.  Does anyone remember when the Republicans claimed Obama disgraced the office?  Obama would never have done half the obscene things the good old Trumpster has.  What is most amazing about Trump is he does so many goofy things that no one can remember them all.  One day he loves the Chinese, the next day they are evil.  Since the Arabs cut up the Washington Post journalist and scattered his limbs among the desert old Trump is in a bind.  Trump has used Arab money in his crooked schemes and of course the Arabs love to stay at the Trump hotel in DC.   Now what should he do.  Trump is in a word war with the Arabs.  Trump has pretty clearly shown that you can be his friend and murder people at random.  Does anyone remember the two people Putin tried to poison in London?

National amnesia is the new norm.  No one is suffering from Alzheimer's like the silly evangelicals.  First they cannot remember what the Bible says, then they seem to have forgotten all the so called family values.  Trump can lie a little, commit a little adultery, and then preach some greed.  No problem, no memory.

The tax scam is what really takes the cake.   Between the tariffs and the crashed stock market no one has made a cent on Trumps latest fraud.   Again the insanity sets in.  The farmers in North Dakota who hate welfare cheats have been promised 12 billion in cheese from Trump because the Soybean market went south.  Then nobody notices the deficit which has exploded under The Donald.  On it goes, the lying, the fraud, the insanity, and everyone acts like it is normal.   Most amazing of all is the upcoming election. If anyone shows any intelligence, guts, or morality, vote them out.  That stuff has gone out of style in fantasy land.  Now throw in the death of science.  The country is getting blown apart by climate change,  but that is just God punishing the gays or the Democrats.  God has always had a problem when he punishes people.  One guy in town does the wrong thing and God wipes out the town.  Pat Robertson has never explained how this works.  How does God punish the gays and ruin a lot of other peoples homes in the process?  Kill everybody and you are sure to get the guilty one.   If prayer works Kadizzle prays Trump will get cancer of the bunghole as soon as possible.  If there is a God he will answer this prayer.  This brings up the question, why do you have to ask God to do what God should do anyway?  God is blasting the coast lines, why can't he spare just a little lightening for Trump?