Welcome Aboard Darren

Nice to know some of the local rednecks are on board with Kadizzle.  Darren is one of those NRA, gun totting, Trump worshiping, flag waving, people easily taken in by Fox News, Rush, and KFYR.  Kadizzle had no idea Darren follows these rantings, but discovered it the other day when he went fishing for Republicans.  Remember the other day when Kadizzle put " Trump Committed Treason" on the whiteboard at the Pocket Park?  Well that set the right wing minds aflame.   The local NRA gang leader took a picture of the comment.  Of course it was a mystery who would defame our honorable president.  If you read this nonsense you know Kadizzle confessed to the dreadful act of free speech.  Of course the rednecks said it was vandalism.  Vandalism is something like fake news.  According to NRA authorities Kadizzle ruined the whiteboard with ink.  This seems a bit strange because Kadizzle used erasable markers meant to be used on whiteboard.  However, Kadizzle will go to the Chamber of Commerce today and buy them a new whiteboard.  Darren got right on the case of the vandal and pointed out to the rednecks that Kadizzle had confessed right here.

Kadizzle had no idea the local Fox and Friends had their bowels in an uproar over the terrible vandalism.  After a couple friends made some remarks Kadizzle figured it out.

One of the people who brought the whole thing to the attention of Kadizzle was an undercover liberal.  If the rednecks in town knew who the secret liberals were they would be in a tizzy.  For business reasons and to keep peace among the unwashed a lot of people who understand the insanity of Trump keep their opinions under wraps.  Fortunately their are people willing to fight for free speech, democracy, and decency.  Stacy is one of the best.  Stacy closed her flower shop until Trump agreed to free the children he separated from their parents.  Darren runs a business, but he would never have the courage to make a political protest by closing his business.  Same with the NRA gang leader.  They will put American flags all over their windows, but don't seem to like it when someone criticises the Fuhrer.

So once again Darren welcome aboard.  With your morning coffee try breaking out of the Republican eggshell.  Read the New York Times and watch the steam come from your ears. Darren you could even read George Will and get some steam going.   Now if you need to calm down, just turn on Scott Hennen on KFYR.  Scott will sooth you with Hillary tales. Scott will tell you for hours what a scoundrel Heidi is.  If that doesn't work you can always read or listen to Rob Port.  Coming out of the bubble is scary Darren, but it also can be satisfying to think for yourself.  Just a little tip for you Darren since you are inexperienced at thinking for yourself.  Try asking yourself " Does this make sense?".  Here is a little test for you Darren.  Trump starts a trade war.  The Trade war depresses farm prices.  Farmers go nuts and lose faith in Trump. Trump says no problem we will just give you some money. The farmers say were will you get the 12 billion dollars. Trump says" we will add it to the deficit I said I would get rid of."  Who do we owe the money to?  We will borrow the money from China to pay the farmers that are getting hurt by the trade war with China.   Now Darren this will be hard, but does all that make sense? If thinking is too difficult and no fun Darren, just let Kevin Cramer, Scott Hennen, Rush, Port think for you.  Kadizzle goes to the Crazy club where we have open discussions.  Why not start a Fox and Friends group for the rednecks in Hazen Darren?  You could talk about the welfare cheats, the immigrants, the leftist,  and discuss how education just confuses people.  Kadizzle almost forgot, you already have several Fox and Friends groups in Hazen.  They are called coffee clubs.

By the way Darren do you remember when you and I were messaging about the NRA debate and you referred to my wife in the most vulgar term imaginable?  It seemed like the kind of word Trump would use when he tells people where to grab women.  My wife did more for the City of Hazen than any woman Kadizzle can think of except maybe Myra Axtman.  When she was on the park board for twenty years she actually did physical labor for free for hours and hours to improve the parks.  Darren the woman you use such vulgar words about would be a great model for you to follow.  If you were half as dedicated as my "leftist" wife you would be a different and better man.

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